Posted in IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

Maybe She Needs Another 50 Surgeries To Look Like Angelina Jolie?

angelina jolie is one of the most beautiful snow vixen’s i’ve ever seen.
her facial is pretty iconic so i can imagine bored housewives,
who want a mommy makeover,
would show their surgeons her picture.
a 19 year old iranian snow bunny,
by the name of sahar tabar,

decided she wanted to look like angelina.
it took her 50 surgeries,
but a foxholer sent me the finished look

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Posted in THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW

The Divorce That Broke The Internet (Sorry Kim)

how-she-stole-himit’s funny how things end up working.
i remember when this whole “brad/angie/jen” scandal started.
it was right around the time “mr and mrs smith” came out.
angelina jolie saw brad pitt,
who was married to jennifer aniston at the time,
and fucked his entire brains and common sense out his head.
giphy-1…or vice versa?
they probably fucked each other’s brains out until they couldn’t anymore.
he was allegedly fuckin her so good in africa,
around the time when they first started creepin’,

the guards thought she was getting killed.
well jennifer was pretty much humiliated during the whole situation.
she was either…

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Posted in THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

What Diet Is Angelina Jolie On?

0672_f725_696so everyone knows i love angelina jolie.
she is definitely one of my main contenders for “spirit animal”.
well she finally got married to super wolf brad pitt,
and i’m so happy for her and all,
but what the hell is this below?…
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Posted in VIXEN CANDY

VIXEN CANDY: (42)

144cg09my spirit animal,
angelina jolie,
killed it at the bafta awards
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Posted in DEAR JAMARI FOX, "HELP!"

f0xmail: How Do You Act Like A Prince, Instead of a Pauper, In Public?

FOX MAIL

What’s the word, Jamari?

 I just wanted to stop by and say thanks for posting “The Foxy Rules of Getting a Sponsored Lifestyle.
Actually, I took that post for more than just talking about how to get a “sponsor,” and saw a lot of ways where you can just improve on being a down-ass Fox.
More than that, you gave a lot of advice about knowing your own self worth.
I always respect a hustler, and Jamari, my blog/lifestyle Guru, you are just that.
I was wondering if you planned on doing any follow up posts
about how to conduct yourselves in certain environments?
What do I mean by that?
Well, I’m very new and very green to this lifestyle having just graduated from college and just now getting my feet wet.
I’m always wondering how you’re supposed to act/conduct yourselves in different environments.
For instance, I feel you’re saying be laid back, BUT, you’re also saying make sure you get noticed.
Just curious if you could elaborate!
One of your newest/biggest fans….

MY ANSWER

Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

He Bent My Wolf Over and Proceeded To Take His Love From Me

 

He is exactly my type.
I mean, look at him.
His body… his face… those pecs.
Makes me want to drop my drawz every time I see him.
But, alas, he is not interested in me.

Nor you, my Foxy like counterparts.
Don’t smirk Hybrids because he doesn’t want you either.
Nope.

He wants his hungry for his own kind.
He is usually not satisfied until he has successfully turned one out.
Sometimes he does it for fun and other times, he does it for the challenge.

Has anyone ever met…

THE WOLF SLAYER?

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