i knew a ton of tomboysgrowing up.
they would dress like dudes and be more aggressivethan the rest.
everyone thought they would turn into lesbians.
many of them were straight.
some have outgrown that phase and are completely feminine now. in 2022, it feels like a tomboy doesn’t existanymore.
it skips go and heads right to trans. angelina jolie’s daughter, shiloh jolie-pitt, once thought she was trans male named john.
it seems like that has since changed for her…
angelina jolie is one of the most beautiful snow vixen’s i’ve ever seen.
her facial is pretty iconic so i can imagine bored housewives,
who want a mommy makeover,
would show their surgeons her picture. a 19 year old iranian snow bunny, by the name ofsahar tabar, decided she wanted to look like angelina.
it took her 50 surgeries,
but a foxholer sent me the finished look…
it’s funnyhow things end up working.
i remember when this whole “brad/angie/jen” scandalstarted.
it was right around the time “mr and mrs smith” came out. angelina jolie saw brad pitt,
who was married to jennifer aniston at the time,
and fucked his entire brains and common sense out his head. …or vice versa?
they probably fucked each other’s brains out until they couldn’t anymore. he was allegedly fuckin her so good in africa, around the time when they first started creepin’, the guards thought she was getting killed.
well jennifer was pretty much humiliated during the whole situation.
she was either…
so everyone knows i love angelina jolie.
she is definitely one of my main contenders for “spirit animal”.
well she finally got married to super wolf brad pitt,
and i’m so happy for her and all, but what the hell is this below?… Continue reading “What Diet Is Angelina Jolie On?”