one of my favorite movies is “mr and mrs smith“.
you can feel the “we’re fuckin each other good” from brad pitt and angelina jolie.
so the day it was revealed that they got together,
i already knew what time it was.
i felt sad for jennifer aniston during that debacle. rachel green from “friends” has always been cool with me. it’s crazy how people dragged a wife for getting cheated on and left.
after years of getting dogged out by brad and angelina, karmafinally struck in 2018 when they both got a divorce.
jenn held her head up high and kept doing her. well i guess she has a forgiving spirit because at the sag awards…
it’s funnyhow things end up working.
i remember when this whole “brad/angie/jen” scandalstarted.
it was right around the time “mr and mrs smith” came out. angelina jolie saw brad pitt,
who was married to jennifer aniston at the time,
and fucked his entire brains and common sense out his head. …or vice versa?
they probably fucked each other’s brains out until they couldn’t anymore. he was allegedly fuckin her so good in africa, around the time when they first started creepin’, the guards thought she was getting killed.
well jennifer was pretty much humiliated during the whole situation.
she was either…
so everyone knows i love angelina jolie.
she is definitely one of my main contenders for “spirit animal”.
well she finally got married to super wolf brad pitt,
and i’m so happy for her and all, but what the hell is this below?… Continue reading “What Diet Is Angelina Jolie On?”
listen im about to be all the real honest. you know i don’t give a damn.
ever since i was a teenager, ive wanted to sleep with brad pitt.
he sealed my attraction to him in “oceans 11” and “mr. and mrs. smith”.
he is vintage white penis.
anyway even though angie j has sucked the life out him, i’m sure literally,
he has taken an eye to my lupita nyong’o.
so much so he wants tomentor her career. uh oh?… Continue reading “Would You Let This Man Be Your Mentor?”