there are two kinds of attractive straight wolves:

Option 1 – He was taught at a young age that his power is to get pussy off his looks,
but because he was also taught he’ll get bent over and graped in an alley by the “Big Bubba” character,
his homophobia is his calling card with gays.
These types come off closed off,
mean,
and can’t network for shit unless it’s with other straights.
They end up fucking up networks and reputations due to this issue.

Option 2 – He is charming and charismatic with everyone he meets,
including gay males.
He has been trained to subtly flirt with everyone he meets.
This type knows how to play the game,
doesn’t care if people think he is gay because he gets pussy regardless,
and doesn’t let gay rumors activate homophobia.
He’ll admit he has great gay friends in his life.
He is so cool and confident,
it makes everyone comfortable around him.

option 2 is the impression i get of brad pitt tbh.
those types are unicorns because they’re fine and have hella aura.
brad knows he’s attractive and learned to use it to his advantage.
it has probably made many gays fall in love/lust with him,
and i’m sure they have tried to ride him,
but he may have had to turn down their requests without hurting feelings.
you know many gays are very sensitive when they want to be fucked.
he was on dax shepard‘s podcast and was asked about gay experiences…

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… i mean,
we have no choice but to believe him.
in my head,
i feel like he knows how to play the game well in his come up.

i “had” heard he was an alleged “pool boy” during his come up:

That doesn’t mean he was sucking and fucking other males.

i think he is the type that gays will help off the strength of:

A) He looks good
B) He has IT factor
C) He makes you believe he is a friend and ally

i don’t know how true this is but:

besides what we have heard about alleged “dark brad” with angelina,
i think he built alliances with powerful people including gays.

Ya’ll know that type of attractive straight wolf I’m talmbout.
They don’t have to suck and fuck to get with they want out of anyone.

brad pitt comes off like that…

…but i could be wrong too.
watch the entire interview with dax shepard here:

lowkey: besides the alleged “don’t bathe” shit and “airplane gate”…

aside from good looks,
i am a sucker for a charismatic personality that is quick on his feet.
the good news is i haven’t met more sassy than stimulating so we good!
also,
damson idris is handsome with a fade.