there are two kinds of attractive straight wolves:

Option 1 – He was taught at a young age that his power is to get pussy off his looks,
but because he was also taught he’ll get bent over and graped in an alley by the “Big Bubba” character,
his homophobia is his calling card with gays.
These types come off closed off,
mean,
and can’t network for shit unless it’s with other straights.
They end up fucking up networks and reputations due to this issue.

Option 2 – He is charming and charismatic with everyone he meets,
including gay males.
He has been trained to subtly flirt with everyone he meets.
This type knows how to play the game,
doesn’t care if people think he is gay because he gets pussy regardless,
and doesn’t let gay rumors activate homophobia.
He’ll admit he has great gay friends in his life.
He is so cool and confident,
it makes everyone comfortable around him.

option 2 is the impression i get of brad pitt tbh.
those types are unicorns because they’re fine and have hella aura.
brad knows he’s attractive and learned to use it to his advantage.
it has probably made many gays fall in love/lust with him,
and i’m sure they have tried to ride him,
but he may have had to turn down their requests without hurting feelings.
you know many gays are very sensitive when they want to be fucked.
he was on dax shepard‘s podcast and was asked about gay experiences…

as much as i love a nice downtown loft or apartment,
i am weary of big windows.
sometimes when you’re walking ( x the highline ) in new yawk,
you can see right inside folk’s cribs.
some like the voyeurism.
i like a curtain.
well a foxholer sent me a video of a couple having sex.
it was recorded from everyone outside their window tho…
Continue reading “Let’s Do It With The Windows Open” →

males would do anything to get our dicks sucked.
i mean,
i’ve heard of alleys and random stalls in “planet fitness” bathrooms.
how about a window?
yeah a foxholer sent me the following.
as stated above,
this is a whole parental advisory…
Continue reading “Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let Down Your Mouth On My Penis (Gloryhole)” →

today started out so well too.
after i wrote that entry,
i was on top of the world.
my fox swagg was coming back.
i was gonna go get some more groceries and get my fur trimmed.
that is until i went to make some tea and the pilots wouldn’t light.

“fuck me.”

i called my landlord and he told me there was a gas leak…
Continue reading “A Broken Window Breaks Twice” →

someone get this justin bieber a retirement plan booklet.
geez louise.
he is just not for this “fame” life anymore.
he is completely over it,
you,
me,
the grass,
the trees,
oxygen,
red m&ms,
fruity pebbles…
the list goes on and on.
so a couple fans wanted to give him a present.
this is what he did with said present…
Continue reading “Justin Bieber Wants You To Beat It” →

one of the f-bi sent me an email asking about this wolf..

^i like the fit with the boots.
can someone wrap that up for me to go???
ok focus…
anyway, he is the new model wolf for levis…

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