Posted in I'LL ALLOW IT THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW

the day the internet crashed because two exes had googly eyes at an award show

one of my favorite movies is “mr and mrs smith“.
you can feel the “we’re fuckin each other good” from brad pitt and angelina jolie.
so the day it was revealed that they got together,
i already knew what time it was.
honestly,
i felt sad for jennifer aniston during that debacle.
rachel green from “friends” has always been cool with me.
it’s crazy how people dragged a wife for getting cheated on and left.
after years of getting dogged out by brad and angelina,
karma finally struck in 2018 when they both got a divorce.
jenn held her head up high and kept doing her.
well i guess she has a forgiving spirit because at the sag awards…

Continue reading “the day the internet crashed because two exes had googly eyes at an award show”

Posted in THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW

The Divorce That Broke The Internet (Sorry Kim)

how-she-stole-himit’s funny how things end up working.
i remember when this whole “brad/angie/jen” scandal started.
it was right around the time “mr and mrs smith” came out.
angelina jolie saw brad pitt,
who was married to jennifer aniston at the time,
and fucked his entire brains and common sense out his head.
giphy-1…or vice versa?
they probably fucked each other’s brains out until they couldn’t anymore.
he was allegedly fuckin her so good in africa,
around the time when they first started creepin’,

the guards thought she was getting killed.
well jennifer was pretty much humiliated during the whole situation.
she was either…

Continue reading “The Divorce That Broke The Internet (Sorry Kim)”