the battle to wipe your ass in case of emergency

the rona has folks out here acting completely ridiculous.
as you know,
the country was declared a national emergency by dump on friday.
that has caused folks to go into full blown panic.
i saw an older vixen in the store with about 4 different kinds of hot sauces.
supermarkets have been wiped out,
folks are out here ( x re-selling hand sanitizer ),
but one major thing has gone missing…

Toilet paper

folks are out here legit beefing over toilet paper…

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these are the symptoms of the rona:

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did i miss the part where violent diarrhea was one of the symptoms?
i have about 8 rolls in my crib,
but this got me wondering if i need to get 8 more.
they are saying toilet paper won’t be available for some until april.
that’s a long time not being able to wipe your ass.

low-key: i’m so glad i’m gay with no kids or a hungry partner,
one who will eat up all the “in case” snacks.

my resources are for me.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

8 thoughts on “the battle to wipe your ass in case of emergency

  1. I can kinda understand the three big girls fighting over toliet paper.
    Like they say u eat alot then u sh** alot ๐Ÿ˜‚

    1. Thank you, if you are at home and you need to conserve toilet paper, take a shower after you use those old towels to wipe. Wipe yourself like a lil baby, run the water to get rid of it, wipe again and take a shower. Put the towel either in the garbage since its old or later for hand washing. Use your brain. All that tissue is going to sit there. One pack of 24 rolls should last two months. With them snatching all the toilet paper, that means its going on sale when they restock so thank you.

  2. Something a little more accurate from the WHO and the CDC…

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=imgres&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwig-aft1ZzoAhUumnIEHc0uCu0QjRx6BAgBEAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.businessinsider.com%2Fcoronavirus-symptoms-compared-to-flu-common-cold-and-allergies-2020-3&psig=AOvVaw3ovWEh6Ooo2kekbW7_L_yY&ust=1584368262664612

    Diarrhea isn’t a common symptom of COVID-19. I spoke with a colleague who lives in Shanghai (he and his family are recovering). There was a very nasty and inaccurate rumor on FaceBook that toilet paper and medical mask are made from the same paper. As such, there was a run on toilet paper as mask ran out in Asia.

    Here in the U.S. it’s all about abundance, vanity and ego. I have the ability to buy therefore I will. I have more than you. Yes, people should stock up. We are in for the long haul. But at the same time, thing about others. Big white boy in the pic above has enough toilet papers for months. Unless he has a family of all girls. If that’s the case, it’s probably about a weeks worth..

    On one hand we haven’t even begun to hit the peak of this virus. That will happen over the next 3 – 4 weeks. Which means people will have to shelter at home with their families. Stores will close along with restaurants and all other entertainment venues. Which means being able to live with yourself and your family without distraction. This is a social experiment for the ages!!!!

    1. Illinois are closing bars with no food service, all restaurants with no take out services, gyms and movie theaters. Restaurants with take out service can still operate with Drive-thru establishments. UBER Eats, Doordash and Grub Hub should enforce gloves from delivery drivers and masks when greeting customers.

  3. These people are helping to increase the misery index for all of us…
    Donโ€™t let them!!!! Sit down, take a deep breath, and assess your situation.

    Are you and your family in immediate danger?
    Are you healthy with no signs of illness?
    Do you have Netflix, popcorn and frozen pizzas?

    STOP THE HYSTERIA

  4. I was talking to this guy at my gym, and he was explaining that people are afraid that toliet paper is made in China and that we won’t get more more because the freeze on imports from China right now. I am not sure if this is fact but it puts the toilet paper hoarding into context.

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