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now what is a baller doing trying to scam the system during the rona? (josh bellamy)

black folks who ain’t use to nothing,
and out here trying to scam the system,
are too much of a liability to be around.
some black folks love to wear their stolen wealth to flex all over social media.
imagine if there was no social media tho.
would folks be able to scam a lot better?
josh bellamy,
a nfl baller wolf just got dropped by the jets,
got charged with trying to scam the system during the rona
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the kids will be the weapons used to kill off all the grownups

wtf is going on with this country?
why is it so ghetto?
4real?
they know damn well these kids shouldn’t be in school during a pandemic.
if they still telling adults to wear masks and do social distancing,
why would they ever think the kids with adhd would listen to that shit?
these types are the most worrisome:

“My mommy and daddy said the coronavirus is fake and wearing masks mean your freedom is being taken away.”

when i saw how many kids tested for the rona since going back to school…
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russell westbrook, and his amazing biceps, make a statement (one we won’t like)

oh hi biceps.
you know i love biceps.
it’s gonna be so weird to see the nba baller wolves playing without an audience.
as you know,
they are headed to disney world to finish the season for the “nba restart“.
that’s another thing.
they are playing in florida where the spikes are high af.
well mr. biceps aka russell westbrook
who plays for the houston rockets,
had an announcement on his social media…

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one of the foxhole favs got the rona and is now a believer

i have a feeling that we’ll all end up getting the rona.
we can follow all the rules,
but somehow,
we will end up contracting it.
either from being reckless af or just an innocent bystander,
the rona might make an appearance in our own lives.
one of the foxhole favs end up catching the rona.
he just had a birthday too…

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the rona has added more dates to “ha” tour (and she wants you to experience her)

my summer is gonna be all about glo’in up,
inside work,
and trying to get all the coins from this blogging career.
unless it’s someone i’m really attracted to,
or one of my crushes comes with that “please forgive me” pipe (doused in clorox),
i’ve postponed my search for my next great wolf.

This Rona shit is no joke

…and it seems to be getting worse since cities started opening up.
so a foxholer sent me something about all the gays that headed to dallas last weekend.
i guess it was to partying,
fuckin’,
and fun,
but mask and safety-free.
allegedly,
someone from this group from one of the dallas trips:

posted this on their ig stories

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the rona shredded his muscles down from 190 to 140 pounds (holy guacamole)

one of the first things i’m doing when new yawk opens up is a haircut.
my whole head is terror,
even tho i been doing my best to maintain my hair with products.
the vanity in me once to look normal even tho i plan on keeping my events limited.
everyone meet mike schultz,
a rn from san francisco.
he ended up catching the rona while attending the winter party festival in march.
he decided to share his “before and after” from his battle and well…
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