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the battle to wipe your ass in case of emergency

the rona has folks out here acting completely ridiculous.
as you know,
the country was declared a national emergency by dump on friday.
that has caused folks to go into full blown panic.
i saw an older vixen in the store with about 4 different kinds of hot sauces.
supermarkets have been wiped out,
folks are out here ( x re-selling hand sanitizer ),
but one major thing has gone missing…

Toilet paper

folks are out here legit beefing over toilet paper…

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the fight you didn’t see on ig live (azriel clay vs joycelyn savage)

you know i love mess,
right?
i love this r. kelly mess even more.

so remember when the r. kelly girls,
azriel clary and joycelyn savage,
fought?
( x see entry here )
i wanted to see the actual thumping,
but it seems azriel actually gave joycelyn what she was looking for
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the r. kelly girls had a little spat on ig live today (azriel clary was fresh outta fucks)

happier times?
well,
when they got along.
it seems azriel clary and joycelyn savage are not sister wives any longer.
so much so,
they got to thumping on ig live today.
the harem has unraveled.
the neighborhood talk” got the whole thing and well…

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terrelle pryor got more than leftovers in that kitchen from his girlfriend

it’s always the fine ones.
i remember seeing nfl baller wolf,
terrelle pryor,
working out with antonio brown on snapchat a couple years ago.
his bawdy and that tail was the truth in those snaps.
well in 2019,
terrelle is out here getting stabbed up by vixens right after thanksgiving.
it’s a whole story via “tmz sports“…

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (95)

so folks dress up to go to wwe on a weekend?
after a long ass week of dealing with annoying ass corporate shit,
i’d want to relax and get drunk.
if i’m lucky,
fuck the stress away.
clearly,
this isn’t the story down in atlanta

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