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“honey, make sure you add the rona to our wedding guest list too.”

this is why the rona ain’t going nowhere.
people are selfish and kinda stupid.
i’m a little shocked with brooklyn tbh.
with all the recent spikes down there,
folks down there should know better.
why are folks in bk having a wedding with 10k guests?
yes,
you read right.
10,000 wedding guests…

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trey songz will be right “back home” due to his recent announcement

you know i lust me some tremaine aka trey songz pretty heavy.
he has been kinda laying low,
but in his “blm” and “black love” bag.
tremaine wanted to update us on something else he’s in as well…

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new yawk enjoyed the ro-ro so much, she added more dates for her tour

cuomo tried so hard to keep us in new yawk in line.
folks was starting to believe the ro-ro was over.
they had me believing the rona too.
i knew when folks started getting restless,
they were gonna start traveling to all the covid nests throughout this country.
well…

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trump and the wife got that rona (you can stop laughing now)

why dem heels look like the yeezy 350s?
so i’m up late tonight.
i’m trying to be in bed by 1 am,
but that’s a dub clearly.
i have a lot on my mind and i’m not tired as of yet.
i go to put my phone on the charger and i see headlines about trump and melania

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all the current surviving class of 2020, do you have high hopes for 2021?

i don’t mean to be a debbie downer,
but i don’t have faith in the rest of this year.
hell,
i can even say i don’t have much faith with 2021

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now what is a baller doing trying to scam the system during the rona? (josh bellamy)

black folks who ain’t use to nothing,
and out here trying to scam the system,
are too much of a liability to be around.
some black folks love to wear their stolen wealth to flex all over social media.
imagine if there was no social media tho.
would folks be able to scam a lot better?
josh bellamy,
a nfl baller wolf just got dropped by the jets,
got charged with trying to scam the system during the rona
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