Shawne Merriman Gets All Wet

I heard from the Vixen-vine that this brolic mofo can tear your shit up RIGHT!
Picking you up, fucking you on walls, real aggressive with you…

I would be scared to ride this buckin’ bronco…
Fuck around and bust my head open telling him to fuck me on a chandelier… 

THIS LOCKOUT IS DOING GOOD FOR THESE MOFOS.

GOT EM EATING RIGHT, BEING NICE, AND LEARNING HOW TO BUDGET.
SHAWNE LOOKS LIKE HE BEEN DOING ALL 3. 

😉 to Shawne.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

17 thoughts on “Shawne Merriman Gets All Wet”

  1. I haven’t heard about his bed room skills but I did hear from a drunk white girl who claimed she was his regular d*ck sucker at the time that her jaws would lock often because he was so huge. Then his ex fiance Gloria Velez gets on the radio and confirms this when they encouraged her to spite him. She fell for it and said several neg things, but did confirm he was packing. There goes the whole steroids shrink your pkg theory…Good for him. I actually used to be a fan. He and Osgood were my fav chargers. The things I used to hear about him, and the sources they were coming from completely turned me off of this man. I’m sorry but dude has no class. I was happy when he was booted from SD. I knw you can’t listen to folks off the streets, but Tila Tequila confirmed much of it when she turned on him. The fact that he was even with her confirmed all the classless sh*t I would hear.lol

    1. Disgree with the d*ck size. Have seen it in person and is below average. Now he is said to be rough but that is to make up for the inability to stay hard. Steroids are a fact not a theory in this department…. trust me.

      1. Really? Maybe he’s a grower not a shower? I used to frequent clubs in Sandeigo and even Mexico a couple yrs back. Every weekend. Seemed like all the women there had Shawne stories. Even if most of them were lying, why would Gloria Velez lie? She was dogging him on that radio interview…Steroids, roid rage, but when asked about his pkg she said it was big. I dunno tho. I like big booties not di*ks. Yall can have this guy, I’m cool…

  2. He’s a good representative of the type of dudes I see in my hometown. He’s the type my I like physically…kinda.

  3. I wouldn’t push him out the bed…hell he is too big to be pushing anywhere…LMAO! Definitely would ride daddy dick until the cows (buffalo bills) come home OR win a Superbowl, whichever comes first..LMAO..fuck what you heard! :)~

  4. He look crazy as a muthafucka! Like you would be laying in the bed next to him and he would just haul off and slap the shit out of you for nothing.

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