Tag: damn

do ya’ll think brittney griner is coming home anytime soon cause…

i know people who pack all kinds of edibles when they travel.
when we go on vacation with a group of people,
more than likely,
you want to turn tf up in another country.
after this brittney griner drama:

Ya’ll need to seriously research the laws of other countries.

Β countries will kill you for something that is a slap on the wrist out here.
i know ya’ll heard about brittney’s fate in russia today.
if you didn’t…

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new yawk tough… until mother nature is on her period

new yawk is a tough city,
but it’s one of those states that can’t take too much damage with the weather.
we not like texas or florida up here.
any strong gust of wind and the national guard is called.
even with too much snow,
it can fuck us up.
new yawk is built for light mood swings by mother nature.
we can’t deal with her full-blown temper tantrums like how she do down south.
i knew it was gonna rain,
but i didn’t think it was gonna feel like i was in a whirlpool…

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (107)

i’m so glad i’m gay.
i’m glad gay males can’t get pregnant.
as much raw sex as we love to have,
many of us should have a shit ton of kids.

OMG IMAGINE ALL THAT CHILD COURT DRAMA IF GAY MALES COULD GET PREGNANT?!?!?

that testosterone in those battles <
black straights love having kids in these weird & fucked up situations.
ya know,
like this one…

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how do we sign up to nurse dez bryant back to health? (asking for a friend)

a seat or a ride.
pick one,
or both if you’re feeling lit,
but expect a series of ranting coming from underneath you.
baller wolf fav,
dez bryant,
was drafted to the ravens after being a free agent for a while.
on the night he was supposed to reunite with the cowboys,
his old team and arch-nemesis…

 

and this happened…
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the caribbean spot, dark meat, two piece of biceps + pecs, legs, and thighs (hunger pains)

wolves are still doing herbalife these days?
i thought that went out of style with tumblr?
foxhole,
don’t you just LOVE when you’re minding your business and…

…the fine wolf walks in?

you can literally feel the energy in the room shift.
everyone is trying not to look,
including yourself,
but you can’t help it when biceps and pecs all in your grillz.
i was scrolling my tumblr and a user by the name of “ruddy cherry“,
who seems to be located in new yawk,
caught my eye with what was on their menu:


he posted something that i ended up posting on the ig foxhole,
but it deserved a whole plate of an entry…

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don’t ever leave the big penis that comes with all you want

“its duba” is a veteran in the “vintage penis” files.
he was one of the first tumblr wolves everyone obsessed over.
he has gotten fine af over the years:

 

after years of fantasizing,
duba finally leaked his pipe on his onlyfans.
the one he charges 45 dollars for.
i won’t lie to you…

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