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aj dillon will crush you with his bawdy parts

i forgot just how fine some baller wolves are.
oooooooh weee.
i was in the woods over the weekend,
but the foxhole was hitting me up about aj dillon.
aj played for boston college,
but now he plays professionally for the greenbay packers.
he was in training camp a while back,
but all the foxholer was talmbout was
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when he f*cks the shit outta you and tears you a (w)hole new one

let’s talk about sex this morning.
for those WFH,
you will have to discuss it later.

when i say “he fucked the shit outta me“,
that rarely means that my future manz hurt me in any way.
someone “fuckin’ the shit outta me” meant he kilt my shit.
he was passionate,
intensely horny,
and the strokes was hittin’ my foxhole pums on another level.
it can be “killin’ yo shit” rough or the slow “long john silver” special,
but often than not,
i’m not in regret when we are done.
so a recent video has been circulating about porn star,
phatrabbitkiller.
he had a session with a fox that had almost everyone throwing up.
the attention is in the details

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lebron james is the epitome of bde

i’m prepared to font it.
dragged,
be damned.

Lebron James is the sexiest baller wolf in the NBA

i’m glad to get that off my chest.
sex appeal isn’t all about “looks” for me.
it’s about how a male carries himself.
it’s that confidence.
confidence (and intelligence) is sexy af to me.
granted that lebron comes with sick bawdy,
a confident walk,
and the best pair of bow legs.
he carries himself like he knows he is “it” and whew i-
today,
lebron put on his best cocoa butter on his way to the nba bubble.
well…
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damn, they just yoinked the mask right off of ellen, huh?

i’ve heard many rumors over the years about ellen.

Ellen is a demon!!!

allegedly.
i’ve heard of people who worked under her,
or at that job,
that left with no good stories to share.
a boss who isn’t toxic won’t have their work environment like that.
it made me disappointed in ellen.
she is “dory” in “finding nemo” dammit!
i mean hell…
she came out and still made a way despite the obstacles in her path.
well this news hit and it’s about to be a wash via “variety“…

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the booty guru wants you to look back at it (and wants to help you get it)

i asked myself how i would act if i had a set of cheeks like this.
honestly…

I’d be scared

first of all,
how am i even gonna find jeans that fit?
secondly,
walking down the block would be a chore.
i hate attention as is and that would be too much.
everyone would probably assume that i was a vixen.
i wouldn’t be with it…
until the day someone like this pulls over to get my number:

sadly,
they just trying to smash (and i’d let them tbh).
as much fun as the fantasy is,
it could actually keep your ass in the crib.
some jackals go crazy over a fat ass.
they lose all common sense and come out of character.
it will have you wearing a dashiki to stop all the attention.
well everyone meet yadi aka the booty guru.
would you want a tail like this?…
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ca$h out allegedly has the meats that makes my booty starts to cry

7-8 inches of meats is good enough for me.
i like a pipe that won’t come up through my mouth,
but at the same time,
i can still have the mario coins knocked out this booty.
once we start going bigger than that,
i will run away screaming bloody murder.
literally.
rapping wolf,
ca$h out,
has been the chat these last few years.

as you know,
he has ( x the meats ).
a vixen who started an onlyfans allegedly has ca$h out as her secret co-star.
her name is “prettygirlsandlongstroke” from atlanta.
foxhole…
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