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the first time i saw ryan phillippe,
it was in “i know what you did last summer“.
i thought he was theeeee finest white wolf i had ever seen.
he was in one of my favorite movies,
he has the ripest bottom lip and tail on a white wolf.
i was randomly looking at interviews with him on youtube.
i’m looking at his alleged nudes that leaked…
allegedly the tatts seem to be the same:
if that’s him…
i need that in my ______ now.
he has the ripest bottom lip,
and alleged penis on a white wolf.
if this is him,
he might have the biggest pipe leaked i’ve seen from white hollywood.
he is aging really well too:
he has been a heartthrob since the 90s.
the fantasy of straights and white gays alike.
i’m sure it isn’t hard for him to get sex especially at 47.
after these alleged leaks tho:
i’ll allow it.
lowkey: i’m not even kidding.
the white gays have crowned ryan the best bunz in the business…