JONATHAN MAJORS AND THEM TITTIES AREN’T THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE?

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jonathan majors isn’t conventionally handsome.
he is an amazing actor and i think he has serious sex appeal.
his bawdy is…


listen i like it when folks aren’t feeling the same male i’m into.
the line is usually very small and competition is slim.
it’s like going to the dmv and being the first one there.

jonathan has no social media so we never know what he is up to.
a vixen took a sneak pic of him while being on vaca…

you know what i find funny?
some black folks will joke about how he is ugly but judge him because he is with a snow vixen.
guess what whores?
you can’t have it both ways.
i see a lot of vixens and gays saying he is ugly so is he supposed to be alone?

he is the type where someone will say:

“I just don’t know what you see in him.
Ugh.
He is so unattractive.
All of his features are so big.
You can do better.”

…but you show them an obvious fine male and its:

“Ugh,
your standards are so high.
He is way out of your league.
You can’t bag someone like that.
He will only date people who look equally as good as him.”

it reminds me of some parents:

“I just don’t understand why you want to do that.
Your father and I raised you to be better than this.
It’s really disappointing that our child would even be/think/do this.”

it’s like mom stfu.
you aren’t even happy in your marriage or life choices.
please.
foxhole,
take it from me.
you’ll never win.
these folks obviously want your ass to be alone.

lowkey: back to them titties of his tho.
you know its serious when you can see them in a tight shirt.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

30 thoughts on “JONATHAN MAJORS AND THEM TITTIES AREN’T THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE?”

  1. Agreed. Not classic leading man handsome, but very sexy. And frfr, it’s not that he is bad looking, we’re just not used to guys that look like him as romantic leads.

    1. ^ i don’t people are use to him in real life either lmao
      not every male or female can look like an ig baddie and that’s okay.
      sex appeal and confidence can take someone a long way.

      1. Lol. True. But I think if he wasn’t being judged as someone who’s on our TV screens, and was just another guy w a few pics to play the ‘I’m bored/swipe game’ with on tinder (don’t get me started on tinder…) he’d be judged more fairly.

      2. Jamari 🦊
        I am checking Jonathan Majors legs and thighs out on SNL right now. He is serving that come and get it leg twitch. So sexy it makes my tongue hard. He is sexy in the Most Intelligent High School Senior way. Damn, damn, damn.

  2. Some Black people don’t find him handsome because they’ve been taught to hate their own features. They love those eurocentric beauty standards. That’s exactly why many of these IG models, both Man and Women look like monolithic copies.. I think he’s handsome I love a wide Black nose, full lips and afrocentric features. And his bawdy is everything. Now if he was light skin, with a thinner nose and light eyes they’d swoon over his ass. Even most of the women that’s celebrated in this industry are fair skinned or light skinned.

    1. I find him very sexy. The other thing is he’s tall. He looks short but he’s over 6 ft, I think. Tall, brown, lean, muscular, nice strong features, those juicy lips…

  3. He got that ugly sexy going on but them cakes and that body, after watching Lovecraft Country, that man probably a Mandingo between them legs and everybody pushing him off. I ain’t mad at him, its somebody for everybody but he sexy to me. Its the ugly sexy where its like yo so damn, ugh, come here. Probably the best man you could ever want and the fact people push him off, is why that snow bunny is living her best life right now

  4. Sexy doesnt always means attractive’! The two can be easily separated. Buttaface”…remember that old school term?

  5. I actually think he’s fine. He has that manly man masculine vibe. Plus those lips! I bet his kisses are 🔥🔥🔥

  6. Society’s so called STANDARDS OF BEAUTY and what is HANDSOME is sadly based on white features….SMH……we are such a fucked up race…colonialism is our worst virus 😡😡😡

  7. Things I would do for Jonathan Majors!!!!!!!!!! That man is so fine to me! I was feeling him in “The Last Black Man in San Francisco”. Happy that he has found relaxation and happier for him if he’s found love. Now if it’s just a fling, WHERE do I sign up for next? LOL….

    1. Yes, thank you for mentioning that movie! After seeing him in that I was like, Who is this hottie? It’s so good to see other Black men on here find him attractive. I knew I wasn’t crazy! LOL

  8. He is stunning and handsome! If a hot guy like him deals with racist Eurocentric standards, especially from people of his own race, it makes it even easier to understand why some of us regular dudes may have such a hard time. Additionally, when we objectify him for what may be between his legs, we are not much better than the racist Neanderthal’s that do the same. This man is beautiful because he just is.

  9. There is no culture where small noses are seen as “masculine”. White people themselves say WHITE big noses have “character”. They literally call it “the Greek nose”.

    Small noses are a sign of femininity anatomically.

    I don’t give a cluck what these whitewashed gays like. If he had 2 slits for a nose and no lips, then his features wouldn’t be “too big”. They go after lightskins who get rhinoplasties.

    You’d think we’d have learned after Michael Jackson and Lil Kim. Our noses and lips are beautiful when taken care of.

  10. Nobody is surprised he likes white women.
    Look at the actor who plays Lawrence on Insecure.
    The actor who plays Ghost on Power.
    The actor who plays Luke Cage.
    The actor who plays Black Lightning.
    Trevor Noah.
    Jesse Williams.
    Both biracials that talk mess about white people but date them…

    1. ^ there is a male on this list who tried to get with my friend who is obviously black.
      i won’t say which but he was up in her DMS heavy trying to cheat on his white girl.

      and why do i feel like all the males on that list have been called “corny” by black women so they went out and got with white women?

      1. My guess is Jesse. His ex wife was black and he just broke up with his girlfriend of almost 3 years, actress Taylor Paige.He also dated another black actress before his relationship with Taylor.
        I know you can’t confirm or deny my guess Jamari 😃

      2. ^ there is a male on this list who tried to get with my friend who is obviously black.
        i won’t say which but he was up in her DMS heavy trying to cheat on his white girl.

        Jamari, that is so corny. So a white woman is good enough to date publicly, but a Black women…has to be a sneaky link/cheatation? CORNY.

        I hope when he gets caught and exposed(because trust he is still up to it, that you report on it!)

  11. He is very attractive and his face holds his features well. I guess this feedback is why he was so quick to scoop that Marvel Gig, that way people will be more into his character as opposed to him being a hearthrob.

  12. Conventionally handsome? WTF? Dude is F-I-N-E!!! I wish people would stop determining beauty, especially of black people, through the template of whiteness. He has a face I wouldn’t mind waking up next to everyday.

  13. So, a couple of things. Are we looking at the same person because Jonathan Majors is highly attractive! I will say whoever took that picture is kind of foul because if we are to be honest him being in an interracial relationship or seemingly preferring white women won’t do him any good in the long run. Jonathan is up and coming, whether he likes it or not and whether we as a society want to admit it or not but in order for him to be taken seriously and achieve the highest levels, he’s going to have to have a black woman on his arm by his side. When you look at black actors who are at the highest levels, unless I’m mistaken, they all have black spouses; Denzel Washington, Samuel Jackson, Will Smith, Sterling K. Brown, Angela Bassett, Kerry Washington, up until recently Laurence Fishburne etc., who fizzled out Cuba Gooding, Derek Luke, Michael Ealy. Michael B. Jordan wants to be taken seriously hanging with the likes of Will Smith, so who’s on his arm Lori Harvey a black woman (it probably won’t last and is for show, but it achieves its purpose). Look at Jay Ellis (who has a stunning white wife) who’s coming fresh off Insecure, unless Issa Rae cast him in one of her projects, he probably is going to fizzle out too.

  14. I have this conversation with my friend often about how fine that man is. A lot of people mention ugly fine and I don’t think that’s necessarily what he is he’s attractive but because he does not fall under conventional standards (ie. a Rome Flynn or Kendrick they are attractive guys don’t get me wrong but it helps that they are conventionally attractive as well) society and sometimes even us as black people place a label of ugly on him or guys like him just because they fall outside of the parameters of what is socially considered sexy/fiiiione.

    The conversation surrounding his alleged white girlfriend or whatever is possibly not surprising it reminds me of Jamie foxx where he had a black woman following and it didn’t take until social media to air out that he had a slew of white exes/baby mamas that the narrative around him changed.

    (S/N: I’m not slighting anybody because I myself have labeled a guy that was outside conventional standards the same thing)

    1. One thing I’m learning is straight attractive is dif from gay attractive

      also age plays a role

      For example gays have a very fat phobic mindset to the point even men considered football thick and built in the straight world would be considered obese to gays

      Men with large noses and dark skin are seen as more Attractive and masculine to women but are seen As less attractive let’s say if they were a gay bottom

      These are all things we have to make an effort to examine in this community

  15. I raise my eyebrows at the term “conventional beauty.” By whose standards is this judged? Who set the rules for this? As people of the African diaspora we should ask ourselves these questions. I am totally shocked that this man is considered ugly. I think he is absolutely beautiful!

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