Jessica Simpson’s Waist Size Is About To Expand Since Her Father Maybe Gay

her father, joe simpson, supposedly came out the closet.
and right before thanksgiving too?
damn.
she is about to eat that entire table…

According to a bombshell new report, Jessica Simpson’s world was turned upside-down when her manager-dad Joe Simpson re­cently dropped a bomb on his unsuspecting family: An insider says he confessed he’s gay!

And not only has a family source told The National Enquirer that 54-year-old Joe came out of the closet, the source says the former youth pastor and Baptist minister has a 20-some­thing boy toy!

The stunning confession was the  real reason wife Tina filed for divorce from Joe, her husband of 34 years, in late September, the Enquirer reports.

“Joe got the family together about two months ago and came out of the closet,” an insider divulged. “He told them that he’d tried to continue in his marriage to Tina, but he couldn’t go on any longer and deny the fact that he had these feelings for men.

“Joe said it wasn’t fair to her, and it wasn’t fair to him.”

Tina, 52, filed for divorce in McLennan County, Texas, on Sept. 24. In the paperwork, she cites “discord or conflict of personalities” as grounds for the marital dissolution.

Meanwhile, Joe has been spiraling out of control for some time. He was busted for drunk driving in Sher­man Oaks, Calif., on August 4.

“The police report stated that there was someone else in the car with Joe,” said a source close to the Simpson family. “Some reports have stated it was Tina, but now the belief is that it may well have been a boyfriend.”

For more exclusive details on the Simpson family saga, including how this could affect Jessica’s billion dollar empire, pick up the latest issue of The National Enquirer on newsstands Thursday.

FOUND

…it’s always the boy in the church.

the only thing i’m “????” is this story is from the national enquirer.
a tabloid.
that right there is already up for:

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

4 thoughts on “Jessica Simpson’s Waist Size Is About To Expand Since Her Father Maybe Gay

  1. lol if it is true……well i guess…….i dont know……but he has a boy toy in my age range???? hmmmmm money talks universally is all im thinking in my mind cause i dont think id ever date someone my dads age. or my mother like i cant even picture it….maybe friends….i dont know im drawing a blank now because every other news story is about someone whos magically coming out the closet. can everyone come out at once?? lol im so tired of this “im holding this biiiiiggggggggg secret…………..IM GAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY” thing. it seems like all the wanna be cool kids trying to get in on the action that old as it is. how many more years are we gonna hear about back to back to back to BACKKKKK “im gay” stories? really……..

  2. No wonder he didnt want her with Nick Lashay, he wanted that trade for himself. Lawd we living in the last days, these Pastors and Priest are our biggest competition, no wonder they always preaching against homosexuality, they want all the good peices for themselves. I hope Britney, Christina, Miley, and Beyonce will comfort their fallen Pop Sister. She might as well cut the check back to Weight Watchers cause she already aint lost but 3lbs and its only gonna get worse after this. Putting her on the Prayer list.

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