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Jessica Simpson’s Waist Size Is About To Expand Since Her Father Maybe Gay

her father, joe simpson, supposedly came out the closet.
and right before thanksgiving too?
damn.
she is about to eat that entire table…

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Kanye West and The 1 Million Dollar Sex Tape

The news of Kanye West’s alleged sex tape with an 18-year-old Kim Kardashian look-a-like is causing up a storm in the world of hip-hop and pop culture, and Canada-based porn company Sex.com has just offered to start the bid for the highly sought-after footage at $1 million.

The official statement from the website claims, “By making a Kanye West sex tape public, Sex.com feels that he and current girlfriend Kim Kardashian will become the first celebrity sex-tape power couple. They will be the epitome of Western tabloid culture.” Sex.com wishes to come to an agreement with the anonymous tape holder as soon as possible, so it can share this content with “everyone.”

According to the official statement from the website, Sex.com is the record holder for the most expensive domain name ever. And it’s also on the rise to become the most visited porn website in the world. It’s an outlet that wishes to “remove the veil of silence that surrounds sexuality and create an open dialogue for all things sex.”

No comments were made from either Kanye West or Kim Kardashian’s representatives.

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if this tape releases….
this may just blow the internet up to smithereens.
and of course,
i got the twitter of the alleged vixen who is in the tape.
why does she look like…
well you be the judge.

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