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it looks like they might have nabbed “oswald cobblepot” adams last night

   Published Date: September 26, 2024  5 Comments on it looks like they might have nabbed “oswald cobblepot” adams last night

Eric Adams might just be the most hated hyena in New Yawk right now.

once a cop with a rep for being tough on crime,
it looks like he traded in his badge to allegedly dabble in it instead.
ever since he slid into that mayoral seat,
promising to bring his swagger to the table,
the quality of life in new yawk took a nosedive.
the cost?

Let’s just font hell would be cheaper.

last night,
whispers echoed loudly through the concrete forest…

“Eric Adams Indicted on Corruption”

x read it here

for two years,
allegedly,
the feds have had him on their radar.

Sidebar: I find it crazy people don’t realize the Feds do be watching.
Have we not learned anything from the crime movies and TV shows?

they were watching his every move but instead of doing his job,
he chose to run this forest like oswald cobblepot,
making it pretty obvious he was a comic villain in our gotham.

black folks,
take note at this continuous lesson.

“We can’t play the same games others do and expect a win.“

instead of crossing his t’s and obsessively dotting those i’s,
he thought he was untouchable as many white villains before him.
if all of this is true,
adams made one fatal mistake:

He thought he was playing at a level above being a special snowflake.

now the walls are closing in,
jackals in his administration are being taken out one by one,
and i’m sure they’re snitching heavy to save their own fur.

like a rat in a maze with no more turns,
adams is coming face-to-face with the dead end he never saw coming.
oh oswald,
whatever will you do…

i won’t pretend i’m shocked tbh.
it was only a matter of time.
maybe,
just maybe,
this means better days are ahead for the rest of us in gotham…

…or it just means New Yawkers will vote in The Joker next.

lowkey: did katt williams curse those moving funny?
2024 has been…
crazy.

read the details of the unsealed indictment: here

5 thoughts on “it looks like they might have nabbed “oswald cobblepot” adams last night”

  1. Jamari, maybe as a New Yorker you can help me understand, I live in California, I like to follow politics and I could never understand why Eric Adams was elected, I could see the problems 3,000 miles away. I actually thought you guys would elect Maya Wiley or even Andrew Yang over Adams.

    Even though Eric Adams pretended to be a Democrat, it was apparent that he was just a black male face to provide cover for unnecessary and unwarranted tough-on-crime policies. That stunt he pulled by putting the National Guard in the subway stations or even the latest incident where those cops chased and shot 4 people for what was a $2.90 fare evasion is crazy.

      1. “I can see that. My follow-up questions would be: Who’s in line to be the new mayor once Eric Adams is removed from office? Secondly, with all the crime data from the FBI indicating that crime is down nationwide, do you personally experience any issues with crime in your day-to-day life, or is it just a perception being exaggerated by the media?”

      2. I think it had sumn to do w/ that ranked choice voting y’all tried for the first time combined w/ the fact he had a cozy relationship w/ his conservative leaning constituency so when the lower ranked candidates were eliminated, he was their second/third choice when he was already leading throughout the rounds.

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