i’m going to font a controversial statement.
ready?

I blame Megan Thee Stallion for this Tory Lanez shit.

disclaimer: this is NOT about her getting shot.
i fully believe tory shot her.
people can talk or font to me until they are blue in the face.
move along to someone else who doesn’t have common sense and hates to read.

no,
this is what i blame her for…

it was nice to see white people outside on saturday,
feets to ground about what’s going down in this country.
now that the forests are a tail spin towards another layer of hell,
people are asking:

“Where is Obama?”

bad enough:

“Where is Kamala?

they should be at their homes watching cozily from afar.
one hasn’t been president in years; the other?
um…

what’s that one lyric from rih?
that is actually a really broad question but it goes like:

“won’t you fucking just rain and get it over with…”

that is how i felt this morning.
i woke up and it was this gloom and doom shit outside.
tbh,
it matched the state of the forest after yesterday…

we’ve all been guilty of talking about someone’s bad ass kid.
the tantrums in restaurants; sticky paws on your furniture.
we’ve all thought it:

“Get your little demon under control.”

…but let’s be clear,
there’s a difference between calling a kid a brat and crossing into dangerous territory.
one is rightful judgment and the other is pure malice.
kanye has sprinted past the line a long time ago.
that jackal is in a whole other town.
last week,
he decided to take a vicious swipe at beyoncé and jay-z’s younger kids:

…using a slur that should’ve ended his career.
he’s now got dj akademiks running PR for his downfall,
spreading the same garbage on a random podcast…

This has been the weirdest and wildest of timelines.

if the history books write about this,
and a strong “if” since they want to gut the department of education,
it is going to be a time that america was at its worst.
i have a ton of questions about the owner of X in the oval office.

the first one is…

Besides Aaron Taylor Johnson,
a straight having a fat tail often means lacking big meat.
We have seen this time and time again on OF.
I don’t make the rules.

back in the 90s,
jean claude van damme and christopher meloni were know for their fat tails.

they knew they had a gay audience and kept them well fed.
you can’t let the attentionistos of today know they got big butts.
they start to do everything to show it off in various ways on their socials,
but once the gays start trying to get into their boxes,
they suddenly want to cry wolf.
twitch streamer,
plaqueboymax,
has gotten too much attention for his butt cheeks has overwhelmed him…