iran told us: “hold my beer”

one of my biggest fears is to live through another 9/11 type of situation.
every time i see a plane flying in the sky,
i have this fear i’m going to see something terrifying.
the original broke us and changed the way we live forever.
i was watching a doc on OJ where it said back in 94 after the murders,
he legit got on a plane with no issues like what we deal with today.
if we had another 9/11 but in this century,
the sequel tho…

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i blame the other side of rih’s social media for chrisean rock

i wish someone would have pulled this girl to the side during this time.

Sometimes,
I wish God would yell “pure chaos” and make everyone vanish.
On some Wanda Maximoff shit so we could start this shit over.

We are clearly off the beaten path.

the other side of the rih’s social media is a dangerous place.
i loved seeing everyone paying bail for blue face’s main harem member,
chrisean rock:

WOULD HAVE A BABY AND IT WOULD CHANGE HER FOR THE BETTER.
SHE’LL CLEAN UP,
TAKE A BATH,
AND BE A GOOD MOTHER OUTSIDE OF HER EX.

i knew that was bullshit because she ain’t even sat in a therapist chair.
everyone was hyping her up as she did exactly what i knew would happen.
i don’t know why she was invited to some streaming shit recently,
but twitch had to ban her because…

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megan thee stallion, come to the front and listen to your charges

i’m going to font a controversial statement.
ready?

I blame Megan Thee Stallion for this Tory Lanez shit.

disclaimer: this is NOT about her getting shot.
i fully believe tory shot her.
people can talk or font to me until they are blue in the face.
move along to someone else who doesn’t have common sense and hates to read.

no,
this is what i blame her for…

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“where are the two black people to speak out and save us from this doom?”

it was nice to see white people outside on saturday,
feets to ground about what’s going down
in this country.
now that the forests are a tail spin towards another layer of hell,
people are asking:

“Where is Obama?”

bad enough:

“Where is Kamala?

they should be at their homes watching cozily from afar.
one hasn’t been president in years; the other?
um

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even tops are gonna take a disrespectful pounding with these tariffs

what’s that one lyric from rih?
that is actually a really broad question but it goes like:

“won’t you fucking just rain and get it over with…”

that is how i felt this morning.
i woke up and it was this gloom and doom shit outside.
tbh,
it matched the state of the forest after yesterday

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kanye is out here playing a dangerous game with people’s kids

we’ve all been guilty of talking about someone’s bad ass kid.
the tantrums in restaurants; sticky paws on your furniture.
we’ve all thought it:

“Get your little demon under control.”

…but let’s be clear,
there’s a difference between calling a kid a brat and crossing into dangerous territory.
one is rightful judgment and the other is pure malice.
kanye has sprinted past the line a long time ago.
that jackal is in a whole other town.
last week,
he decided to take a vicious swipe at beyoncé and jay-z’s younger kids:

…using a slur that should’ve ended his career.
he’s now got dj akademiks running PR for his downfall,
spreading the same garbage on a random podcast

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