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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (98)

some black males be so embarrassing when the date outside their race.
it don’t matter who they are,
there is always this layer of corn that surrounds them.
i saw this picture trending on twitter and had to roll my eyes
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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (97)

i thought this type of shit only happened in the movies.

Scorned she-jackal,
or vixen depending on who you talk to,
disrupting a wedding.
the pastor says “speak now of forever hold your peace,
which is a crock of shit,
and here go the scorned and bitter lov-ah.

It ends in a ravaged wedding dress,
blackened eyes,
and a security escort out the door.

well judging from this video on tik tok

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (96)

a majority of the karens all over the forests have been acting like ghetto filth.
this lock down has been stressing them tf out.
being at home with their husbands all day has been absolute hell.
not to mention the kids!
she only saw them a couple hours a day,
but they’re everywhere now.
mama can’t enjoy her bottle of asti spumante in peace.
this karen thought it was in her best interest to cough on someone in public
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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (95)

so folks dress up to go to wwe on a weekend?
after a long ass week of dealing with annoying ass corporate shit,
i’d want to relax and get drunk.
if i’m lucky,
fuck the stress away.
clearly,
this isn’t the story down in atlanta

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (94)

i’ve never seen a fake ass that looked good.
it always looks a mess on a side view.

I always wondered what it felt like when getting hit from the back…

the following is two folks fighting,
but i more distracted by the butt cheeks…

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (93)

i could watch prank videos all day.
these are just two of my favorite prank videos:

pranks can lead to hurt feelings.
for some,
it can lead to getting your ass kicked.
the following is a very triggering warning kind of video.
allegedly,
a young vixen played a prank on her boyfriend.
this is the outcome via “hollywood unlocked”

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