what can you offer a man?
you say you want a man,
this great man,
but you don’t know anything besides what you see in porn.
what if he hit you up right now?
would you want to rip off his clothes?
or would you want to get to know whats underneath his fur?
i thought of something for the foxes at work today.
i couldn’t wait to get home and share it…
we don’t know how to be friends with wolves.
(hell each other for that matter)
no its true.
i know it sounds stupid,
but think about it…
when last did you actually get to know the last wolf you dealt with?
did you know anything about him?
what did he like to eat?
what was his favorite color?
are his parents alive?
what kind of music does he like?
what makes him sad?
what made him mad?
see where i’m going with this.
i bet we knew what made him cum.
how his balls smelled.
the color of the mushroom on the tip of his pipe.
what made him moan like a bitch.
listen i am all about sex.
i love a good fuckin.
i can see sex in a tree blowing in the wind.
what i really like,
is friendship first.
i love to know i can hit him up during the day and say:
“my boss is such a fuckin’ moron”
…and we have a few laughs about it via text.
i am more than:
“send me a picture”
that actually disgusts me.
like i don’t want to send him a picture.
i don’t want to see any of his pictures either.
if i want to see his pipe,
he needs to come over my crib and show me in person.
i get off to seeing it in my face rather than a 640×1136 rectangle.
i want to know more about the person that is he.
i also want him to know more about me.
i like good tv and make no apologies for it
i take two showers a day even if i’m tired
ghost scary movies scare the fuck outta me
i am usually late when i try my hardest to be early
some days i don’t want to bothered and people get so offended by that
see the problem is we don’t talk to these wolves enough.
we just get straight to the point.
maybe i don’t want to get straight to the point yet.
maybe i want to see if we are compatible before we smash.
are we so use to fuckin’ wolves and never hearing from them again?
or after we fuck,
realize that he definitely wasn’t the one for us in the first place?
is that bad to want more?
am i blacklisting myself from all wolves because of that?
i didn’t think getting to know someone was too much these days.
even though wolves can talk a good game,
nothing is better than the game of getting to know him.
his flaws and all.
the nitty gritty.
“from the top of his head down to his crusty ass toe nails.”
…and then we’ll fuck.