you see ^that?
well if you aren’t familiar with it,
it’s called a “wash cloth”.
it is the key factor in this thing called “washing ya ass”.
“washing ya ass” is a huge problem amongst many people in the world today.
no one wants to meet you,
get you naked,
and smell “eau de naturel pineapple funk”.
you want to know something else surprising…
people think only washing your body with soap means you are clean.
you need these:
…lathered up to the heavens to really get rid of the dirt on your body.
only washing your body with soap,
or worse: liquid soap,
only adds a slight layer over your fur.
yesterday’s entry about the shit in the booty crack disturbed me to the core.
i like to lather my body up with soap,
then wipe myself down with the wash cloth.
i repeat one more time with extra lather.
make sure to get behind ya ears,
between ya thighs,
and under ya balls.
so go and get a wash cloth and take a shower with it tonight.
a white one.
after you are done,
just look at how much dirt is on it.
you’ll probably bathe 3 times a day from now on.