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from hoarding to happy: my day of cleaning up shit

today,
i spent the entire day cleaning up the joint.
it was a basic apartment cleaning to throwing out a ton of shit.
i had clothes in laundry bags for the last 3 months.
i didn’t realize that i had so much shit.
so much of my old clothes were bagged up for the red cross.
skin and hair care products that i don’t use went down the trash chute.
as it was all sitting on my floor,
damn near taking up most of the space in my room,
i came to realize something about myself.

I’m a low-key hoarder

yeah…

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Posted in STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"

*tips to have a clean and juicy foxhole

i want to have a little fox talk in this entry.
so foxhole…

Doesn’t the sex in porn and “onlyfans” always look so easy?

the wolf shows up,
slides in,
and the sex lasts for what seemed like hours.
we forget that there’s often prep work involved beforehand.
as a fox,
you want to make sure your fox tail is fully prepared to munch on.
i was on twitter today and came across this:

and this was one of the answers

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

I Cleaned Out My Closet and My Mother Asked Me If I Was Gay

c794a59bc1cbe86f3d795da6a7998de6i had an interesting dream just now.
it woke me up out my nap.
i’m not really feeling well and  i’m drugged up on flu medication.
spo the dream was me in my old crib.
my parent’s spot.
i had just finished cleaning up my room.
the room was brighter.
the sun was beaming through these large windows.
my mother walked in.
i pointed to how organized my closet was.
it looked like she was teary eyed.
i looked at her and we locked eyes.
i asked her what was wrong.
i couldn’t really hear her voice,
but i heard what she said.
if that makes any sense?
she asked me…
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Posted in DEAR JAMARI FOX, "HELP!"

f0xmail: How Can I Clean My Foxhole Without Fleet Naturals?

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Yo Jamari hope all is well.

So I have to ask a question about hygiene dealing with sex. Now im with you I haven’t had sex in a few years and ready to get my groove back soon. So since FLEET NATURALS are not being sold anymore. What should we use to clean us out if were going to get some soon and don’t have enough time because using laxative enemas all the time is not good on your body and plus i go on the regular so i don’t need that TMI lol?

MY ANSWER…

(nsfw,
18^,
and “not for straight eyes”…)

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Posted in I GOT A QUESTION I NEED ANSWERED THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

So White Folks Are Cleaner Than Other Races?

Screen Shot 2015-01-13 at 8.21.46 PMwell THIS has been the talk,
well “the view”,
of the day…

so clearly naya rivera aka santana lopez from glee is on one.
hell maybe three.
she was on the view today and said white people bathe more than…
well you can only imagine what she said…
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Get Up In That Ass (Funk)

ribbed-blue-washclothyou see ^that?
well if you aren’t familiar with it,
it’s called a “wash cloth”.
it is the key factor in this thing called “washing ya ass”.
“washing ya ass” is a huge problem amongst many people in the world today.
no one wants to meet you,
get you naked,
and smell “eau de naturel pineapple funk”.
you want to know something else surprising

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