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f0xmail: How Can I Clean My Foxhole Without Fleet Naturals?

FOXMAIL

Yo Jamari hope all is well.

So I have to ask a question about hygiene dealing with sex. Now im with you I haven’t had sex in a few years and ready to get my groove back soon. So since FLEET NATURALS are not being sold anymore. What should we use to clean us out if were going to get some soon and don’t have enough time because using laxative enemas all the time is not good on your body and plus i go on the regular so i don’t need that TMI lol?

MY ANSWER…

(nsfw,
18^,
and “not for straight eyes”…)

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So White Folks Are Cleaner Than Other Races?

well THIS has been the talk,
well “the view”,
of the day…
so clearly naya rivera aka santana lopez from glee is on one.
hell maybe three.
she was on the view today and said white people bathe more than…
well you can only imagine what she said…
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Get Up In That Ass (Funk)

you see ^that?
well if you aren’t familiar with it,
it’s called a “wash cloth”.
it is the key factor in this thing called “washing ya ass”.
“washing ya ass” is a huge problem amongst many people in the world today.
no one wants to meet you,
get you naked,
and smell “eau de naturel pineapple funk”.
you want to know something else surprising…

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The Online Attention Whore Who Was Full of Shit

can i tell you what one of my fantasies is?
cum closer.
i don’t want everyone to hear.
it’s meeting one of the fine attention whores offline.
mmmhmm.
probably one of the instagram “herbanut” cult members,
with about 500+ likes on every picture,
with the muscles,
“you know you’ll let me smash” pictures,
and the “i’m 100% straight” disclaimers.
uh huh don’t front!
those are usually the best ones to smash!
well nothing could turn me off more…
than what one of my readers experienced meeting one of them recently…