i want to have a little fox talk in this entry.
Doesn’t the sex in porn and “onlyfans” always look so easy?
the wolf shows up,
and the sex lasts for what seemed like hours.
we forget that there’s often prep work involved beforehand.
as a fox,
you want to make sure your fox tail is fully prepared to munch on.
i was on twitter today and came across this:
and this was one of the answers…
so don’t follow that one unless you’re into that kinda thing.
this is the one made more sense:
i’m intrigued about that suppository part…
the last time a wolf came anywhere near my foxhole,
he banged me so hard,
i ended up getting a hemorrhoid.
we grown here.
anal sex can lead to hemorrhoids.
i can’t font for anyone else,
but if a wolf bangs my head off,
i end up getting the most painful hemorrhoids.
the next time i decided to have sex,
i’ll definitely look into this method.
the lubrication part interested me too.
Isn’t that poisonous if a wolf decides to munch on your foxhole?
one thing to add:
as clean and juicy as your foxhole is after cleaning,
you still must protect it.
lowkey: i hear you should involve more fiber in your diet too.