Tag: tips
*tips to have a clean and juicy foxhole
i want to have a little fox talk in this entry.
so foxhole…
Doesn’t the sex in porn and “onlyfans” always look so easy?
the wolf shows up,
slides in,
and the sex lasts for what seemed like hours.
we forget that there’s often prep work involved beforehand.
as a fox,
you want to make sure your fox tail is fully prepared to munch on.
i was on twitter today and came across this:
and this was one of the answers…
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is that the right uber you are getting in?
*samantha josephson.
she is the 21-year-old college student that got in the wrong car,
which she thought was her uber,
and ended up getting murdered.
very scary story.
that actually happened to me like a month or two back…
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want some baller meat this super bowl weekend? (let’s talk how to get some)
all the baller,
celebs,
rapper,
actor,
and singing wolves are down in atl for the super bowl this year.
the same one many claim they were protesting.
mmhmm.
which means for those living down there,
or in the city for the weekend,
they’re probably in for a treat and some meat (if you’re lucky).
in a city like atlanta,
where hooking up with the good gays is top tier,
you might just end up being on top (or the bottom) of a good situation.
here are a few tips for scoring a winning touchdown…
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tips the foxholers should know to save their lives
well this goes beyond safe sex.
one of my favorite things to do is read “reddit”.
i’ll be laid up in bed,
winding down,
and get lost in a good reddit thread.
i saw this topic earlier today:
…and wanted to share it with the foxhole…
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That One Time At The Sex Party (1)
blind item from the foxwire
re-written by i,
that is me,
jamari fox
lets take a trip with him last week to atlanta.
we are gong with the reader who sent in the tip.
come on.
don’t be scared.
we are going somewhere fun.
it’s naughty.
so we walk up the door.
we are told that we have to leave everything we came with.
only our privates and memories will be allowed inside.
once we walk in,
we smell the aroma of fresh sweat funk.
the sounds of moaning and satisfaction.
we are at a sex party.
again don’t be scared.
so as the reader is walking around,
who does he see…
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