did you properly clean your butt cheeks today sir?

i am a freak when it comes to my mans.
i’m gonna touch,
squeeze,
grab,
suck,
and swallow every part of him.
i want him to explore my bawdy as much as i’m gonna do to him.
every hole on my bawdy is for his pleasure.
he can stick it in my ear so i can hear him cummin’.
as much as i’d love to grabbin’ on my mans cheeks,
or suckin’ on his taint,
some of these males aren’t so “fresh and friendly” back there.
i posted this on the ig foxhole last night…

…and i got a shit ton (no pun intended) of comments and dms about it.
so many attractive males,
many who are interested in us,
and the butt cheeks be ripe and marinating with leftover shit.
some parents didn’t teach them how to properly wipe.
it’s okay because the foxhole is here to teach you.
regardless of position,

The foxhole is passionate about clean cheeks

i think we need to revisit this entry every 6 months for the foxes and hybrids:

x HOW TO AVOID SHITTY SITUATIONS

keep it saved in your bookmarks.
as for the wolves,
straight or in the life,
after you take a shit:

Keep wiping until the highlighter isn’t marking the sheet anymore.

Β if it’s a messy shit after you blew the toilet out the wall,
please hop in the shower right after.
use a washcloth to clean off that weapon of mass destruction.
there is nothing wrong with having these in your bathroom either:

i always have these in my bathroom.
they even come in a travel size option that can be taken to work.
listen there nothing more gross than seeing skid marks in someone you’re fuckin’ drawz.
we all have accidents,
but geez louise,
when it looks like you didn’t wipe you ass at all after you took a dump:

add: seeing dingleberries tangled up in his ass fur.
not only that:

WE CAN STILL SMELL YOUR SHIT WHEN GIVING YOU HEAD

seriously.
your dick is a block down from your ass.
like,
don’t throw your legs in the air to violate my nostrils.

i will dead vomit on you.

it’s not gay to make sure your assets is clean.
you can be a strict or straight wolf and have a fresh ass.
it’s called cleanliness and proper hygiene.
males be wanting to be turned out and be fuckin’ nasty.
i’ll let it slide to those who never messed with a dude before,
but your ass should be clean regardless.
so go forth and thoroughly clean between those rancid butt cheeks!


i’m not into scat play and i’d hope my wolf isn’t either.

lowkey: if the foxholers have any tips on how to keep the cheeks clean,
other than properly wiping and disposable wipes,
please share!

x i’ll make you hit a high note once the bunz are clean

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

20 thoughts on “did you properly clean your butt cheeks today sir?

  1. It’s a myth in the hetero community that the wolves don’t wipe/clean between their cakes because they think it’s GAY! I for the life of me don’t understand this logic! I’ve done some discussions around this with the young men in the black community and found it to be true. Just tragic! πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ

    1. ^so i have to assume when i see a really cute dude,
      regardless if he is straight or gay,
      he might have shitty drawz?

      what a humbling notion to not put any man on a pedestal. πŸ˜‚

      1. Yes, my friend Jamari! It’s like Christmas morning. You don’t what type of gift you have until you unwrap the package! πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ #chile

  2. I notice when the gym was open. I would see a cutie go in the stall, drop his draws and I would hear plop plop plop…the smell was unbearable.
    Like wtf do you eat bro lol.
    3 minutes later out the stall, pass the sink…like really dude?

    How can anyone be so fuckin nasty?

    If he didn’t wash his hands…can you imagine the shit left in his ass? 😦

  3. My friend told me he spread a dude’s cheeks one time. About to chow down but stopped himself because he saw doo doo crums and toilet paper scraps all up in it. I didn’t believe him but after hearing so many horror stories from the hetero & homo communities, i guess he was telling the truth.

    The only bad thing I can recall is dude’s with stank breath. Specifically that strong Alcohol breath.

    1. ^i demanded this one dude to never kiss me again with cigarettes on his breath.
      he made sure the next time i came over to have brushed his teeth and used mouthwash.

      i could still taste that disgusting ass flavor of cigarettes and i was done with him.

    2. It is the truth! Gawd, help the cake munchers! πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  4. Chile, I thought someone was going to mention the drama yesterday about “gooch grease”? Did everyone else miss it?

    https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=%22Gooch%20grease%22

    Apparently some straight men (brothas?) are using women’s maxi-pads to catch the sweath, filth and sh** because they can’t or don’t want to wash their behinds but want their drawers to stay clean.

    No. Words!

  5. This is nasty as hell. As hot as it is, this us definitely not the time of the year to have poor hygiene. I don’t know how people do it.

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