i dyed my hair black, yell “aye papi!” during sex, and will be spanish from now on

there was a vixen i knew that fooled TF outta me back in the day.
she had introduced herself to me as “puerto rican“.
she had jet black hair,
always rocked hoop earrings,
spoke in a ghetto spanish accent,
and had a collection of black dick from her hood.
it wasn’t until a mutual friend outed her one day:

“You know she white,

it shocked TF outta me tbh.
i shoulda known because she hid her parents until i saw a picture.
a foxholer sent me a story about alec balwin’s wife,
hilaria” baldwin.
she liked spain so much that she decided to be born there.
it all started with this 2013 footage from a david letterman episode that alec was on.
he was talking about his wife’s heritage:

but come to find out

Alec Baldwin has defended his wife Hilaria after she was forced to admit her real name is Hillary and she was born in Boston and not Majorca. 

The SNL star took to Instagram Sunday after his wife, 36, told her followers: ‘Yes, I am a white girl. I am a white girl.’ That statement came following claims on Twitter that she’s spent years misrepresenting her heritage.

While not addressing the allegations directly Alec, 62, said Sunday Twitter is ‘a lot of s***’. He added: ‘You have to kind of hack your way through the debris of Twitter. Twitter is just a vast orchard of cr**. 

He added: ‘There’s things that have been said lately about people that I love, that I care about deeply, which are ridiculous. I mean, just ridiculous.’

They’ve said it about people I love – false things. Untrue things,’ the actor added.

‘And as much as that hurts, the only thing I can do is talk to that half of the public or that portion of the public who understands what I mean when I say: “Consider the source. When you love somebody you want to defend them.’  

On Monday he posted a quote seemingly about the incident to his Instagram page. It read: ‘A lie can travel around the world and back again while the truth is lacing up its shoes.’ 

this is allegedly the whole reveal about who “hillaria” really is:

And Hilaria herself indicated in one 2020 interview that she moved from Spain to the US when she was 19 to attend New York University. It has since emerged Hilaria, who was born Hillary Hayward-Thomas, attended $64,900-a-year The Cambridge School of Weston in Massachusetts.

ay yi yi.
no pun intended.

Everyone wants to “exotic-al” these days,

i was done with her acting like she can’t say the word “cucumber”:

i wonder when they were having sex,
she said “aye! aye! papi, aye!” like how most spanish vixens do?
or did she go full spanish?
( x like this )

they even named their kids leonardo,
and eduardo.
lying about your age is whatever.

Lying about a whole heritage tho?

 this has to be a mental illness,
i thought the same when those white folks got caught up trying to impersonate black folks.
they had whole careers while sporting cornrows and tans.
people are weird bro.
it’s to the point i’m not shocked when folk’s weird-ass secrets are revealed.

lowkey: all their kids look white in that picture.
they don’t even look mixed-ish.

article cc: the daily mail

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

5 thoughts on “i dyed my hair black, yell “aye papi!” during sex, and will be spanish from now on”

  1. Yet we put on contacts and dye our hair blonde. I will say it until I die. Being Black is “exotic” to everyone who isn’t. They won’t admit it to your face. They see you as mandingo BBC no matter how short/small/fem you are, no matter how your voice sounds, no matter how much facial hair you have. But once they find out you have a brain? Suddenly you’re their exotic little pet that they want to show off. Black people want to leave the hood and rub elbows with the White Elite, but they don’t respect you. They just like asking you questions to make you prove your intelligence and marvel at you like you’re a chimp who does sign language.

    If we learned to respect each other and not do the “Your dark black a” ” Your soft light skin a“, we might not care about these poorly aging people who steal all of their ideas from us while calling us lazy, dull, barbaric and animals.

    Imagine being white and needing to be “spicy white. Spain are the world’s biggest colonizers. They’re White people that speak Spanish. But go off, Hilaria. you’re HILARIOUS to me!

  2. She’s no different than light skin Blacks claiming to be Dominican, Dominicans claiming to be Italian, and Middle Easterners claiming anything but Middle Eastern. At least this goofy hoe turned it into something lucrative. Flourish, bitch!

  3. Yes. She should be ashamed of herself, but umm…Jamari I busted so many nuts to that video back in the day! Justin Slayer is an ICON and the Spanish chick is sexy AF! Fake tits and all…

  4. Spanish from Spain is white, but mostly black haired.

    They think they’re naturally in charge. They deny any and all heinous crimes committed by their peers. They deny all biases they commit on a daily basis. They have the same collective narcissistic sociopathy as other whites.

    As for Latin American “spanish” people, its no different than the USA. Notice how those with European features display typical sociopathic behavioral patterns. The Native Americans, blacks, asians, and mixeds that you mostly see in USA don’t.

If you wouldn't say it on live TV with all your family and friends watching, without getting canceled or locked up, don't say it on here. Stay on topic, no SPAM, and keep it respectful. Thanks!

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