there was a vixen i knew that fooled TF outta me back in the day.
she had introduced herself to me as “puerto rican“.
she had jet black hair,
always rocked hoop earrings,
spoke in a ghetto spanish accent,
and had a collection of black dick from her hood.
it wasn’t until a mutual friend outed her one day:
“You know she white,
it shocked TF outta me tbh.
i shoulda known because she hid her parents until i saw a picture.
a foxholer sent me a story about alec balwin’s wife,
she liked spain so much that she decided to be born there.
it all started with this 2013 footage from a david letterman episode that alec was on.
he was talking about his wife’s heritage:
If “the first thing” Hilaria Baldwin told Alec Baldwin is that she’s from Boston, then this is really too cringe 😬🤣 pic.twitter.com/U21rJCsMxY
— potato gay (@brennylen) December 28, 2020
but come to find out…
Alec Baldwin has defended his wife Hilaria after she was forced to admit her real name is Hillary and she was born in Boston and not Majorca.
The SNL star took to Instagram Sunday after his wife, 36, told her followers: ‘Yes, I am a white girl. I am a white girl.’ That statement came following claims on Twitter that she’s spent years misrepresenting her heritage.
While not addressing the allegations directly Alec, 62, said Sunday Twitter is ‘a lot of s***’. He added: ‘You have to kind of hack your way through the debris of Twitter. Twitter is just a vast orchard of cr**.
He added: ‘There’s things that have been said lately about people that I love, that I care about deeply, which are ridiculous. I mean, just ridiculous.’
‘They’ve said it about people I love – false things. Untrue things,’ the actor added.
‘And as much as that hurts, the only thing I can do is talk to that half of the public or that portion of the public who understands what I mean when I say: “Consider the source. When you love somebody you want to defend them.’
On Monday he posted a quote seemingly about the incident to his Instagram page. It read: ‘A lie can travel around the world and back again while the truth is lacing up its shoes.’
this is allegedly the whole reveal about who “hillaria” really is:
And Hilaria herself indicated in one 2020 interview that she moved from Spain to the US when she was 19 to attend New York University. It has since emerged Hilaria, who was born Hillary Hayward-Thomas, attended $64,900-a-year The Cambridge School of Weston in Massachusetts.
ay yi yi.
no pun intended.
Everyone wants to “exotic-al” these days,
i was done with her acting like she can’t say the word “cucumber”:
HILARIA BALDWIN PRETENDING TO NOT KNOW THE ENGLISH WORD FOR CUCUMBER IS SENDING ME!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/RjxnrR8nQi
— ⚡️Sinéad Murray⚡️ (@sineadmurrayy) December 28, 2020
i wonder when they were having sex,
she said “aye! aye! papi, aye!” like how most spanish vixens do?
or did she go full spanish?
( x like this )
they even named their kids leonardo,
lying about your age is whatever.
Lying about a whole heritage tho?
this has to be a mental illness,
i thought the same when those white folks got caught up trying to impersonate black folks.
they had whole careers while sporting cornrows and tans.
people are weird bro.
it’s to the point i’m not shocked when folk’s weird-ass secrets are revealed.
lowkey: all their kids look white in that picture.
they don’t even look mixed-ish.
article cc: the daily mail