amy schumer always comes off so pretentious and annoying to me.
she has been going hard over will smith and the slap.
as you know,
or didn’t,
she was hosting the oscars when that went down.
according to her,
she has been ( x traumatized by the whole ordeal ).
everyone is saying comedians should be able to make jokes,
but amy had a joke about alex baldwin that she couldn’t say…
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there was a vixen i knew that fooled TF outta me back in the day.
she had introduced herself to me as “puerto rican“.
she had jet black hair,
always rocked hoop earrings,
spoke in a ghetto spanish accent,
and had a collection of black dick from her hood.
it wasn’t until a mutual friend outed her one day:

“You know she white,
right?”

it shocked TF outta me tbh.
i shoulda known because she hid her parents until i saw a picture.
a foxholer sent me a story about alec balwin’s wife,
“hilaria” baldwin.
allegedly,
she liked spain so much that she decided to be born there.
it all started with this 2013 footage from a david letterman episode that alec was on.
he was talking about his wife’s heritage:

If “the first thing” Hilaria Baldwin told Alec Baldwin is that she’s from Boston, then this is really too cringe ???????? pic.twitter.com/U21rJCsMxY

— potato gay (@brennylen) December 28, 2020

but come to find out…

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