there was a vixen i knew that fooled TF outta me back in the day.
she had introduced herself to me as “puerto rican“.
she had jet black hair,
always rocked hoop earrings,
spoke in a ghetto spanish accent,
and had a collection of black dick from her hood.
it wasn’t until a mutual friend outed her one day:
“You know she white, right?”
it shocked TF outta me tbh.
i shoulda known because she hid her parents until i saw a picture. a foxholer sent me a story about alec balwin’s wife, “hilaria” baldwin.
she liked spain so much that she decided to be born there.
it all started with this 2013 footage from a david letterman episode that alec was on. he was talking about his wife’s heritage:
If “the first thing” Hilaria Baldwin told Alec Baldwin is that she’s from Boston, then this is really too cringe 😬🤣 pic.twitter.com/U21rJCsMxY