hey babe, wake up! a new homophobia download about water bottles just dropped

^probaly the yuckiest water ever.
these days,
i bring a water bottle with me when i go out.
i think my anxiety started this trend fresh out of the panny.
i’m trying to be better with not having water with me.
it seems like carrying around water is the latest in:

“That’s gay for a man!”

someone tweeted this and i hope it was a joke...

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a pocket knife tho?
this logic sounds very “indiana jones” to me.

i know these folks are seething at the “shoulder strap bag” trend.

…which i love tbh.
ya know what?

Men will put their water bottles in our man bags then.

that will keep it out of public view“.
i think every male should bring a water bottle outside to be spiteful.

i’ll start.

8 thoughts on “hey babe, wake up! a new homophobia download about water bottles just dropped

  1. We men definitely need some kind of carrying bag. I remember my aunt kept all kinds of candy in her purse.

    I’m sick of people on twitter with their ‘gather-round-everybody-and-listen-to-this-dumb-thought-i-have-in-my-head’ tweets.

  2. A wise person once said ahem and I quote “Bitch STFU!”
    Some ppl say ANYTHING just to make waves and get the masses marching 🙄 I’m so tired of these types of humans. Smdh

    1. Thank you! That’s just asinine. This society is devolving, and they swear they’re being informed.

  3. You know how women are always talking about “men need to stay out of women’s business”? Yeah….this bih needs to keep her mouth shut and stay hydrated.

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