He Ain’t Cummin’ Up Off Those Goodies No Time Soon, Deary!

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aren’t they cute?
ciara and russell wilson making us all jealous for valentine’s day.
well not really.
see russell wilson is hot and ciara is hot ‘n’ horny.
this “abstaining before marriage” thing is killing that poor vixen.
that smile is actually saying:

“daddy.
please fuck me.
just fuck me nice ‘n’ hard.
please?”

this is what ciara had to say via people magazine

Ciara has “Goodies” for Russell Wilson – but they’re still in the jar.

In a new interview with Cosmopolitan, the singer shares an update on the couple’s commitment to abstain from sex until they marry.

“It’s going pretty good – we’re hanging in there,” she says at first.

Then Ciara, 30, explains her struggle is real: “I’m not gonna lie. I’m human, so it is not easy, especially when I look at him and I think he is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen – that I’ve ever laid my eyes on, to be honest,” she said of the 27-year-old footballer’s handsome looks.

So how does the star deal with temptation when her ripped Seattle Seahawks quarterback is close? “I’m like, Look the other way! Look the other way!”

And while intercourse might not yet be in the cards, Ciara says their definition of abstinence leaves room for affection. “You get to hug and you get to have a nice good kiss, but you have to be careful not to go too far so you don’t end up in the place you’re trying to avoid being in,” she explains.

Thanks in part to the limitations, Ciara is confident she and Wilson and are “growing with each other.”

She adds of their connection: “We get to have really healthy conversations and focus on each other as people. That is very important to me and him. It’s very valuable. We’re just enjoying ourselves and going one day at a time and praying and staying positive. Being strong here!”

poor ciara.
i bet this is her:

tumblr_nhrpa4JJ1p1qfbu3ko1_500i’d feel you ci!
no judgment!
i’d be rubbing it out constantly.
that’s like you getting with a (pre)baller wolf,
or a personal trainer wolf,
and he lets these words fly out his mouth:

lets take it slow
i really want to get to know you better

…yet wearing clothes that highlight his beautiful muscular bawdy.

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um…

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kill me!
just kill me now please!
all jokes aside,
i think it’s great that they are doing this!
even though i know her taco is ready to be stuffed,
i am impressed she is down for the christian cause.
my only issue is,
what if she waited all this time and they finally get in bed…

…But he is absolutely terrible?

boy won’t she be tite!
no pun intended.
i’ll allow it…
and a 7 speed vibrator for ciara!

article taken: people

8 thoughts on “He Ain’t Cummin’ Up Off Those Goodies No Time Soon, Deary!

  1. Or what if she waited all of this time and he doesn’t marry her?

    P.S. Who is that sexy ass wolf in that picture and why is he not a meat post on here?

    1. Mikey that wolf is Simeon Panda. I know there abstaining from sex but I wonder do they masturbate. I know Russell has to be rubbing one out.

  2. I think this is great, personally. It’s good to know that someone wants to be with you beyond what you can offer sexually. I think they’re cute together and hope they last.

  3. I really hope they get married because they do make a nice couple. Russell is a complete opposite from Future which most girls and guys can learn from because I see so many of these fools dating the same type and same results.

  4. Yea that smile was revealing lol. Yea, she is ready for him to jump her bones. Russell is fine, so it would be hard for me to wait.

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