i haven’t been to an amusement park in quite some time.
i can’t even remember the last one i went to tbh.
i’ve been to a few fairs but i didn’t get on any rides.

reporting of rides having all kinds of failures and getting stuck turned me off heavy.

i don’t even know how i would have handled this:

just looking at that is giving me the heebie jeebies.
the following video of a ride failure in saudi arabia…

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…made me lose my entire shit!!!!!!!!!

WELL THAT SETTLES IT!
THE ONLY THING I’M RIDING GOING FORWARD IS DICK!

was that someone flying out their seat????
imagine if that thing landed and crushed their legs.

Jesus Christ,
i just gave myself anxiety at the thought of it.

i need to lay down.
i hope those people recover quickly and their payout is plentiful.

lowkey: can they sue??????
i’d tell the owner to hand over the keys cause i own all this shit now.