i haven’t been to an amusement park in quite some time.
i can’t even remember the last one i went to tbh.
i’ve been to a few fairs but i didn’t get on any rides.

reporting of rides having all kinds of failures and getting stuck turned me off heavy.

i don’t even know how i would have handled this:

just looking at that is giving me the heebie jeebies.
the following video of a ride failure in saudi arabia…

i’m sure thats what even vixen is saying after they saw the following…

first of all,
i had to ask if this was even real?
this picture has been circulating on fb,
and one of the f-bi sent me the full story.
yup “no days off” even on the holiday.
so a vixen comes home and catches her man in bed…
WITH ANOTHER MAN!
*cues dramatic soap opera music*
i can’t…

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