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why does cardi b have us in her relationship therapy session atm?

   Published Date: September 26, 2024  Leave a Comment on why does cardi b have us in her relationship therapy session atm?

Am I the only one who’s starting to feel bored with Cardi B and all her drama?

i used to love her energy because her charisma was magnetic,
but lately,
it feels like we’re stuck in the same loop…

Another round of drama with Offset.

no album on the horizon,
no exciting movie projects,
and nothing that really reminds us of the star power she once radiated.
right now,
she’s just…

A celebrity baby machine.

honestly,
i’m not even sure what the issue with offset is this time,
and if i’m being 110%?

I don’t think I care.

most of us don’t.
we got a presidential election and diddy drama taking up our time.
like khloe kardashian,
we’ve been on this rollercoaster before:
she has cheating issues with offset,
they break up,
and then twitter update!

They’re back together!
Woohoo!

rinse and repeat type of shit.
it’s starting to feel like every other dysfunctional relationship we know all to well.

we got to mute them until they’re back on or moved on.
so i have to ask…

Is this really all Cardi has got left?

call me when she has something interesting going on.

lowkey: at this point,
the more kids they have,
the more they seem to hate each other.
i feel like thats the thing with most of the straights.
the more kids; the more someone starts feeling trapped.

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