why does cardi b have us in her relationship therapy session atm?

Am I the only one who’s starting to feel bored with Cardi B and all her drama?

i used to love her energy because her charisma was magnetic,
but lately,
it feels like we’re stuck in the same loop

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nicki and cardi’s huzzbands have entered the group chat we are forced to be in

i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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cardi b does something she should have done a while ago

the wap ain’t never kept a relationship together.
over the last year,

i’ve started getting a soft spot for cardi b.
she has this childlike quality about her that i find charming.
she is the hood vixen we all know that has a good heart,
even tho she is rough around the edges.
today she did something that i waiting for to happen eventually

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so who will cardi b get with next?

so who didn’t see this coming?
don’t lie.
personally,
i didn’t have much high hopes.
i may have been the only one tho.
well offset and cardi b are allegedly over.
boo hoo?
even after putting this up two weeks ago:


she posted this yesterday on her ig…
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cardi b and offset did it for the…


so those crazy hood folks ya’ll love,
cardi b and offset,
welcomed their first cub yesterday.
i don’t get why everyone is so shocked at her name.
they revealed the name today and it’s…

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Cardi B Allegedly Fonts Offset “Don’t Hurt Yourself”

trouble in hood paradise already?
no!
never!
i have high hopes for cardi b and offset.
you know they are #relationshipgoals for some of us.
by us,
i mean some of you.
i mean they just had their baby shower in atlanta.
it was titled “a bx fairy tale”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIDctp0Hevg

…but “the jasmine brand” caught a ig story cardi posted,
but end up deleting
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