i just don’t get the chemistry with these two tbh.
in my head,
cardi was on the rebound from offset and hooked with stefon.
they look very similar tbh.

okay not really,
BUT stefon is handsome and has hella charisma.
i heard that penis is allegedly easy to get so why not take him for a spin.
well she ended up getting pregnant and you know she loves being bred,
so they decided to try their luck at having a kid together.
maybe his and her PR was on some “lets try to make a powerful couple out these two”.

this is all in my head btw.
i don’t know if this is true or not.

with all that is coming out about stefon,
i wonder if she feels a tad bit of breeded remorse?
nothing that has come out about stefon has been stellar.
in another “this muthafucka was out here“,
he was trying to put jeffree star on his trophy case…

Am I the only one who’s starting to feel bored with Cardi B and all her drama?

i used to love her energy because her charisma was magnetic,
but lately,
it feels like we’re stuck in the same loop…

i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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the wap ain’t never kept a relationship together.
over the last year,
i’ve started getting a soft spot for cardi b.
she has this childlike quality about her that i find charming.
she is the hood vixen we all know that has a good heart,
even tho she is rough around the edges.
today she did something that i waiting for to happen eventually…

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so who didn’t see this coming?
don’t lie.
personally,
i didn’t have much high hopes.
i may have been the only one tho.
well offset and cardi b are allegedly over.
boo hoo?
even after putting this up two weeks ago:

she posted this yesterday on her ig…
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so those crazy hood folks ya’ll love,
cardi b and offset,
welcomed their first cub yesterday.
i don’t get why everyone is so shocked at her name.
they revealed the name today and it’s…

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