cardi b and offset did it for the…

so those crazy hood folks ya’ll love,
cardi b and offset,
welcomed their first cub yesterday.
i don’t get why everyone is so shocked at her name.
they revealed the name today and it’s…

kulture kiari cephus

she has his first name as her middle name.
again: i’m not shocked.

cardi’s first name sounds like dominican rum;
her sister is named after dark likka.
i didn’t expect the cub to be named “maria”.

Author: jamari fox

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2 thoughts on “cardi b and offset did it for the…”

  1. “Her sister is named after dark likka” lmao!!! You know for the longest time i REFUSED to belive her name was really Hennessey, and the story behing it is just as hood, apparently they’re dad showed up drunk off henny as she was born and INSISTED she be named that 🤦‍♂️🤣 but honestly Kulture isnt that bad, i can deal with that

  2. I was whipping up some Tostitos nachos with ground turkey because it’s cloudy and groggy today and I need a little spice in my life at the moment and behold I stumbled upon this post.

    What an odd name for a child. I would have named her kiari for sure or Kiara. The original choice sounds so …. offsetting. (See what I did there).

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