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UPDATE: you hurt me so i’m marrying your best friend

since he didn’t do ^his x right,
his alleged best friend did?.
so ^that gentleman,
by the name of marcus d johnson,
is the talk of the online forests today.
it involved his x and his best friend.
why?
well marcus allegedly explained why in a fb post…

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the “sisters” are disowning james charles (bye sisters!)

happier times?
ya know,
i can see why people are so hesitant to help others.
it is a risk in taking someone under your wing,
be their biggest cheerleader,
making them serious money,
and then getting your neck sliced ala “the red wedding“.
so everyone has been talking about the tati vs james charles drama.
foxholers have been updating me on twitter as the story went on.
they’re two beauty gurus that fell out over james alleged buffoonery.
in a nutshell…
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up in smoke (more drama)

i love when i font something and it carries over into the next.
i didn’t think i’d be giving a two-parter to the last entry,
but eh.
 it was definitely drama in my apartment just now.
so i’m writing an entry and my smoke detector went tf out…

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the drama filled life of jamari fox

drama.
next to “screw”,
it’s another 5 letter word most of us crave.
drama is something most of us can’t live or function without.
even if things are going well in our lives.
it’s like a drug to some.
life can get very boring without that excitement.
this explains why some folks jump out of airplanes and love raw sex.
it’s that thrill of the un-explainable happening.
besides looking for my next source of making money,
and waking up rested because no wolf is cheating on me,
my life is currently really chill.
until…

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You Gonna Need To Leave An Hour Early For Work Due To The MTA

it never fails when i’m early for work,
the mta makes me late.
my bosses don’t seem to realize that.
 they take the metro north so they wouldn’t.
my job was talking about come in an hour earlier.
YEA TF RIGHT!
as with anyone in new yawk,
they know how unreliable the mta is.
it will legit have you vex af in the morning.
well prepare to be even more annoyed,
new yawk foxhole.

they about to do a decade of construction,
which means an absolute shit show ahead.
this is what the “daily mail” had to say…

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Mi Wants To Come Back To Live With Me

now that i’ve seen someone with bipolar in action,
i understand everything about the disorder now.
when i see chris brown acting up,
it all makes sense to me.
mi has most of the similar traits.
i got a call from a family member in regards to mi today.
crwzy enough,
she has been on my mind a lot too…

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