BOY TWEETS BOY
BOY D.M’S BOY
BOY THINKS OTHER BOY IS GIRL
BOY PRETENDS TO BE GIRL TO KEEP TALKING TO BOY
….. and you know how THAT story ends up.
Well something similar happened to me yesterday….
Fione dark skinned baller thought I was a female on Twitter.
He followed me for a while and I never thought anything of it.
Well I did a bold move and I D.M’d…
(for my non-tweet Foxes and Wolves that means PRIVATE MESSAGE)
…old boy and I basically just started convo.
The way how it was going,
I could not tell if he thought I was a chick or a dick.
That until he asked me for my Facebook and my pictures.
“I just want to know I am not talking to no nigga – I’m straight.”
“Well I am. I’m not going to be like these disrespectful homos out here. Sorry for wasting your time.” – my response to him.
Now, I could have been a typical nigga and do some triflin’ shit.
RULES ON HOW TO DO TRIFLIN’ SHIT
1. FIND PRETTY FEMALE PICTURES ONLINE
2. SET UP FAKE FACEBOOK AND SEND HIM A COUPLE BOOTY SHOTS
3. MAKE UP AN EXCUSE WHY I COULDN’T SPEAK ON THE PHONE
4. TALK TO THIS DUDE; ALL WHILE PRETENDING TO BE SOMETHING I WASNT
First of all,
that shit is crazy corny.
I’m not going to talk to the man of my dreams as nothing but JAMARI FOX.
Not JULIA FOX OR JANEEKA FOX.
that is playing with someone’s feelings as well as my own.
He is going to think I am think fine ass chick with pussy made of platinum.
I’m going to waste time seducing this man and leading him on…
… and not get that platinum dick.
He will never be able to call me or chill.
I can’t call him during a thunderstorm to keep me safe.
If I have a bad day, I gotta tweet him?
I see alot of my Fox counterparts doing that to straight men
and I just can’t understand WHY they do that?
It is a WASTE OF TIME… and you can get seriously hurt doing that shit.
I decided to be truthful and let my blessings reward me
with a man that will know my name and run wild in my jungles.
Low self esteem and loneliness often motivate us to do stupid things.
… and Jamari is none of those two things.
Let the truth set you free Foxes.
You will not be disappointed.