she has become a straight up bully.
she was sitting on her couch tonight and realized she needed to address michelle…. again. is this going to be a weekly thing keyshia?????
let’s get into something a little light. i hate to damper the mood with what i was going through.
time to talk our favorite topic:
BALLER PEEN.
everyone meet joe anderson:
he plays wide receiver for the chicago bears.
judging from this:
he pretty much sits on the bench.
which means he would have a lot of time to get into trouble.
joe is about to be married and found himself talking to this vixen on the side:
well of course she got her walls re-arragned and dropped like a bad habit.
what did she do next?…
practice makes perfect.
i always imagined that beyonce practiced every day before she became “beyonce”.
i still think she practices to be the greatest.
i read that her father would wake them (destiny’s child) at like 5 in the morning to practice.
to the point he would have them jogging in heels while singing.
beyonce takes her craft seriously,
which is why she is a mega star.
i always wondered why kelly wasn’t so great?
even letoya?
hell, the no named red-head?
not all of us are “beyonce“.
there are a ton of “kellys“, the other two,
and that one vixen that was kicked out for smiling wrong.
that being said, you always want to be the best. even to be great at something,
you need to practice and create your own style.
you don’t want people to say:
“oh yeah he reminds me of…”
nah.
you need your own greatness.
but, does the same apply to relationships? even, sex?
the amount of times we fuck/suck a hard dick (or cakes),
does it make us a master of a good fuck?
are you memorable?
do you put on a good performance?
do they crybecause it is so good?
do people get sad when you leave the stage aka the bed?
i had to ask…