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Remember The Baller Wolf With The Big Meat?

remember him:

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chicagotext2_zps7b3ad223how can we forget.
well he was in this scandal:

Chicago Bears Baller Wolf Has Some Big Leakage From An “Hit N Quit” Vixen

…i’m still looking at that hoe sideways.
either way,
i couldn’t find joey’s twitter or instagram.
hoodsworld,
my love,
tracked him down…

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WTF THE FUCK IS KEYSHIA COLE’S ISSUE?????

so check it.
keyshia cole wants attention.

she has become a straight up bully.
she was sitting on her couch tonight and realized she needed to address michelle….
again.
is this going to be a weekly thing keyshia?????

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Keyshia Cole Learned Tonight!

keyshia cole started out good during the beyonce performance:

…and then when destiny’s child came out

she said this…

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Chicago Bears Baller Wolf Has Some Big Leakage From An “Hit N Quit” Vixen

let’s get into something a little light.
i hate to damper the mood with what i was going through.
time to talk our favorite topic:

BALLER PEEN.

everyone meet joe anderson:

he plays wide receiver for the chicago bears.
judging from this:

he pretty much sits on the bench.
which means he would have a lot of time to get into trouble.
joe is about to be married and found himself talking to this vixen on the side:

well of course she got her walls re-arragned and dropped like a bad habit.
what did she do next?…

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Dwayne, Our Favorite Attention Whore, Finally Let’s His Pipe Leak For Us.

so i’m sure you guys know him:

he is cute.
on almost everyone’s “cute wolf” tumblrs.
well, his pipe pic has leaked.
it was only inevitable!
ready to see what he has to offer us?…

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I Want To Be The Beyonce Of Your Multi-Platinum Nut Bustin’ Satisfaction

practice makes perfect.
i always imagined that beyonce practiced every day before she became “beyonce”.
i still think she practices to be the greatest.
i read that her father would wake them (destiny’s child) at like 5 in the morning to practice.
to the point he would have them jogging in heels while singing.


beyonce takes her craft seriously,
which is why she is a mega star.
i always wondered why kelly wasn’t so great?
even letoya?
hell, the no named red-head?

not all of us are “beyonce“.
there are a ton of “kellys“,
the other two,
and that one vixen that was kicked out for smiling wrong.

that being said,
you always want to be the best.
even to be great at something,
you need to practice and create your own style.
you don’t want people to say:

“oh yeah he reminds me of…”

nah.
you need your own greatness.
but, does the same apply to relationships?
even, sex?
the amount of times we fuck/suck a hard dick (or cakes),
does it make us a master of a good fuck?
are you memorable?
do you put on a good performance?
do they cry because it is so good?
do people get sad when you leave the stage aka the bed?
i had to ask…

Is your sex game multi-platinum and legendary?

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