Posted in CONCRETE FOREST STATE OF MIND X MARKS THE FOX

want some baller meat this super bowl weekend? (let’s talk how to get some)

all the baller,
celebs,
rapper,
actor,

and singing wolves are down in atl for the super bowl this year.
the same one many claim they were protesting.
mmhmm.
which means for those living down there,
or in the city for the weekend,
they’re probably in for a treat and some meat (if you’re lucky).
in a city like atlanta,
where hooking up with the good gays is top tier,
you might just end up being on top (or the bottom) of a good situation.
here are a few tips for scoring a winning touchdown…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI CONCRETE FOREST STATE OF MIND SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

grab depression by the balls and get on top

there is no cure for depression.
none whatsoever.
you can take as much meds as you want,
it will never truly go away.
you can learn to keep it under control tho.
that’s what i’ve been working on as of late.
i was talking to pose this morning and had an interesting breakthrough.
so i sent her this article in the “huffington post”

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI CONCRETE FOREST STATE OF MIND

i’m trying to get this bag

first of all,
can i tell you how psychic i am?
i said sometime last week:

“‘the joe budden podcast’ should really come to spotify.”

it would be easier for me to listen i only use that streaming service.
boom,
yesterday,
they announced that they’ll be on spotify too.

i’m truly happy for them because they deserve it.

so trying to get the bag is tough.
all of our bags are different.
i’ve been in a little depression due to trying to get my own bag.
like,
i need a gooooooood sponsor right about now.
i’ve been thinking back to how i got to this point.
the firings and countless rejections.
the “i got chu” and not helping beyond that.
it’s been tough,
and Lord knows it ain’t easy,
but it’ll be part of this amazing story that i get to share.
so i started of what my perfect sponsor looks like…

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Posted in CONCRETE FOREST STATE OF MIND THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

a lesson in how to save your tail in the workplace (taught by omarosa?)

i’m starting to think omarosa went into that white house with a plan.
she didn’t go in there trying to play nice.
not with the following allegations about how much tapes she has.
you won’t even believe it via “the huffington post”
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Posted in CONCRETE FOREST STATE OF MIND LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

i bet your “best of” reel got everyone jealous out here

i just got off the phone with my sad home-vixen.
i’m still trying to find a nickname for her.
anyway,
she broke up with a wolf she was dealing with recently.
according to her,
he was being really clingy and proposed after 2 months of dating.
yeah.
so while out today,
she saw so many couples and started to feel sad.

“i look at these couples today,
out here boo’d up,
and it reminds me of what i had.”

um…
so i had to remind her about “best of” reels…

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I Loved, I Lost, I Got Some Crystals

i have been getting into owning crystals.
i’ve been hearing everyone talking about having them,
but i didn’t know what/how they worked.
i learned,
through my investigating,
that they all harness a certain power that may benefit you…

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