the other night,
i had a random dream i was king james assistant.
i don’t remember much of it,
but i know it was innocent.
i’m sure it was because i fell asleep watching him on “ellen”:
his bawdy >>>
he is just tall and massive.
he fills out everywhere.
would we consider him “thick”?
well i know that king james has had some issues with his hair.
over the years,
he has been the source of many jokes and memes.
this is the alleged latest one from a few days ago…
folks be clownin’,
but from experience,
it ain’t an easy thing to accept.
you’d rather hang on to what little you have.
no male wants to know he’s losing his hair,
especially when you’re so young.
no matter your talent,
or how rich you are,
that can really destroy your self esteem.
i think he is losing his hair due to stress.
the more stressed he gets,
the more you see his hair loss.
imagine being lebron james and labelled as “king”?
he has a lot riding on those giant shoulders…
…so i get it.
if he doesn’t want to rock the full bald look,
i think he might need to cut it real low so it can camouflage.
it’s not like he hasn’t done it before:
he looks better bald.
lowkey: sometimes he has a full head of hair,
and other times,
he has patches.