Update on Cam and Ex Model
(I swear her crazy ass gets points for those wtf faces)
Remember I blogged about a fione dude I met on the train that looked like Cam’ron?
Went and got that number like it was nothing?
Well, he turned out to be an idiot.
I texted him to let him know that I got his number and to let him know I got his.
I took it as maybe he is busy and I’ll just wait a minute.
So I texted him two days later:
“Hey wassup, this is Jamari. I am just letting you know who I was. Dude you met on the train who was asking about the tattoos.”
I get a reply like 15 minutes later:
So I replied back:
“So did your tattoo hurt when you got it?”
to get the ball rolling and get this muthafucka’s balls rolling.
Since I asked that question,
like two weeks ago,
I haven’t got a response yet so I am guessing it did hurt.
Why would you say all of that and give me your number…
and then do not return the favor?
That was stupid on his part.
I deleted his number out my phone and it’s on to the next one…
I went into a popular department store to go get a Lacoste Polo.
I needed something spiffy for an event I had coming up.
This guy was folding up clothes and I noticed he had a real nice bubble ass.
He had a tite little body but he was on the fem side.
Plus he had a really big head.
So I go to ask him about a particular shirt and when I see his name tag,
low and behold,
it was Ex Model…. in the flesh.
He photo shopped his pictures online because when I focused on his face, I could see the resemblance but skin was not that flawless.
I will say this: he wasn’t my type.
It explains why he would never call or show recent pictures.
He was recycling the same picture for two years.
Lord knows if he was even a model.
He was way to short to even be considered.
So there you have it.
A fool and a liar.
God must be protecting me from something.
I guess he is holding me single because the right Wolf is coming.
And that mothafucka will be the ONE to show me why I was waiting.