foxes,
would you sleep with him?
not even pull on his beard while he was on top?
well fine!
he don’t want cho ass no way!
hmph!
no seriously…
phil robertson from that show “duck dynasty” doesn’t understand why gays have sex.
he is straight and a bible thumper so you know where this is going.
well this is what he had to say to gq magaizne…
Continue reading ““Why Do Men Like Booty hole over Coochie Hole?”, The Straight Man Wonders.” →

hmmm.
i believe this the way the world is going.
the vixens may collapse,
but they’re quick to have some “clit on pussy action” so they can’t talk.
you wouldn’t believe the secrets some of these “straight” wolves have.
the ones who scream “im straight” or “fuck fags” online,
but giving some body part in real life to their homeboy.
uh uh.
i peep ya’ll emailing me asking for advice and to get more comfortable.
so the word of the day is:

…or “foxhole-flexible”.
im with it.
i already got my trophy shining products ready.
what about you?

read more: here

would you tell people you had that?
yeah all these fine straight and baller wolves out here.
online especially.
i know.
it could be overwhelming.
you see them shirts off,
asses out,
and prints in tact and you want to be the one to say:

“i had that.”

when you’re 86 and looking back on your life,
fuck wealth and how comfortable you are,
you can pat yourself on the back for all the pipe/ass you had.
in life however,
you are going to meet a lot of people who claim they had such and such.
hell they may claim they had you.
in a world where you aren’t as good as who you fuck,
and the bigger the sexuality secret you expose the better,
i had to wonder…

Why are so many people trying to expose someone else’s private parts?

Continue reading “I Had Sex With A Baller In A Van Down By The River (Tell Everyone!)” →

well he put on his “wolf” costume really quick.
does it look like it fits?
well antoine dodson is officially on the market.
that’s right vixens!
he is single and ready to mingle.
anyway he just announced his break up yesterday on his facebook…
Continue reading “Antoine Dodson is Single and Also Catches Tyler Perry’s Eye” →

just like the title says.
“now what?”
so i was reading the comments from ( x yesterday’s entry ).
thank you everyone who shared something personal.
i have an opinion about all of this.
it may make some people upset
but at end of the day,
this is my opinion.
ready for it?…
Continue reading “So You Came Out The Closet. Now What?” →

#havesandhavenots was the shit wasn’t it?
good damn tv.
well i couldn’t stop thinking about how wyatt extracted that confession out of jeffery.
that “look at that bulge” line tho…
with those tight ass pants jeffery had on and wyatt saw that?
in this lifestyle,
i call jeffery a “newbie”.
the one who hasn’t had his *safety seal broken.
(*safety seal: as soon as you do anything with the same sex.)
so  you are completely new to how this whole thing works.
you think that as soon as you say “me likey peen/booty“,
then everyone happens to feel the same way.
nope.
not a chance.
worse if you meet the wrong people(s),
you can be manipulated.
worse: outed.
i was once a victim…

Continue reading “I Hit On Him and Then He Hit Me” →