When Bad Christians Happen To The New Straights

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oh andrew caldwell has messed up today.
he has lost his way.
i think he needs to be found...
and quick.
so an f-bi alerted me on mister “i love the wimmenz” and his latest tirade.
he has become a “new straight” ya’ll.
what is that you ask?
well take a look…

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Andrew Caldwell: You Can Be “DeliverT” Through Your Gayness from The “LordT”

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he is proof that church can set you free!
ever since ( x his video of him getting “deliverT” ) from gayness went viral,
he has been the subject of various memes and blog entries.
yes.
mine included.
people,
like myself,
thought the whole thing was a joke.
well andrew had some ‘splaining to do.
he was “goinT” be “foundT”.
he got on his facebook on why he did what he did…
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Joe Budden Turns Gay Girl’s Straight

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if i had a coochie,
his voice alone would make me drip down to my knees.
sorry.
inside voice.
joe budden,
aside all his craziness,
is a pretty sexy wolf.
am i right?
well he claims he has the super d.
its powers?
turning all the gay chicks he slept with straight

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Everyone Is Straight On My Site

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you read right.
everyone i post on my site is straight.
well let me explain…
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f0xmail: I Don’t Know “What” I Am! Help!

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Hi!

I can’t believe I’m doing this but I guess I am.

So I’ve been a follower of your blog for about six months and I have to say I love it! It’s taught me a lot about the gay community and specifically the black gay community and their issues. You really seem like a friend in my head! I’m a young African American male. I’m from baytown, Texas (small town 45 minutes outside of houston) I’m eighteen years old and I’m not sure if I am gay or straight. Growing up I always knew I was different but I always had an attraction for girls.I love the arts. I love operas, musicals, ballets, etc. Even my music is different from most teenage black boys. ( I don’t like a lot of hip hop) My three top singers are Ella Fitzgerald, Phyllis Hyman, and Rachelle Ferrell. I know weird right! I’m pretty old school with my music! I also fell in love with the Harlem renaissance. You east people have so much wonderful  history that I admire and adore!

My dream is to become a sports and entertainment lawyer, own my own law firm and own my own sports team( even though I’m not a sports fan) lol ( sports is an untapped market and I would love to start tapping! Lol) I really like that you’re into the whole entertainment field because that’s what I want to go into myself. I would like to attend Howard university and work in the DC and New York area and then expand to the Los Angeles area later down the line. I also want to become a billionaire one day. Also I come from two lower working middle class parents who worked hard to get me where I am today.

Anyway, when I was in the eighth grade I went on a school field trip and I had to stay in a room with two other boys. One boy had on pajama pants and I looked at his butt and got an erection. I was so embarrassed that I refuse to sleep in the same bed with him. I had NEVER had ANY sexual or intimate feelings for boys. Before that I was watching straight porn and looking at women’s breasts. After that incident, I started to experiment with gay porn to try it out. I have been addicted to porn for four years now. I use to watch both straight and gay porn but I know I only watch gay porn now. I told my dad that I had experimented with gay porn and he was ok with it. But then a few months he saw a link to gay porn on my computer and he told me that he “didn’t play that gay shit” I was upset but I got over it.  He said “this is the last time we will discuss this”. My dad is not a religious person but he is a homophobe. I’ve never dated a girl or even kissed a girl before. I’m also a loner. I was also bullied in school and boys called me gay and other hurtful things. I’ve never been popular. I only have two friends and one is my grandma.

Lol I know that sounds pathetic! Lol but she truly is my best friend. I also tried to commit suicide at one point. I was confused at one point and I “came out” to her and she was totally ok with it. She gave a big hug and embraced me. But now I’m thinking that I’m bisexual. I’m still attracted to girls. So I want  to know if you think I’m gay or bi sexual? As you can see I have big dreams but I get so upset and depressed when I think about my sexuality. I’m still addicted to porn (I watch more gay porn) and that brings me down too.

Please help Mr. Jamari! Thank you

MY ANSWER…

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Kerry Rhodes Ain’t Gay! (How Much Times He Gotta Say It?)

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you could as well stop droolin’ after kerry rhodes.
he is straight.
no, seriously.
well he had a phone interview with espn,
where he denied everything that has been said about him.
again.
  this is what he said about…
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