oh andrew caldwell has messed up today.
he has lost his way.
i think he needs to be found...
so an f-bi alerted me on mister “i love the wimmenz” and his latest tirade.
he has become a “new straight” ya’ll.
what is that you ask?
well take a look…
oh what has he done lordt?
what has he done?…
new straight (n) = someone who gets delivert,
but suddenly becomes brand new and starts bashing gays
the new straights are actually worse than the homophobes.
the homophobes are ignorant until you find that button.
the button that is located somewhere in their ass.
the new straights launch hate to prove how straight they are.
proving it to people who probably don’t believe it anyway.
…but i get it andy.
you been turnt out by the lord!
it happens to the best of us.
god has molded that ball of powdered sugar into the rock of gibraltar.
you still look like you suck more dicks than i do.
…and still doing it.
kissy faces andy?
that came in your “new straight” starter pack?
either he is trolling for attention or he really has lost his mind.
its a shame that he will be destroyed tho.
we will destroy him.
one GPS to a sex tape or a secret jack’d account and we will press “go”.
there is someone waiting patiently to expose him now.
i hope mister “i love wimmenz” realizes he set those balls in motion.
it won’t be easy tho.
trying to erase all the sexy d/l wolves he will be meeting with his 15 minutes.
the ones who still make his little dick hard.
you can’t erase that feeling.
god can’t change the feeling when a wolf’s tongue slides across your hole.
the way you arch your back when slaps you on your ass.
the way his pipe massages your walls and milking your prostate.
you remember how this felt andy…
( inks are nsfw,
and “not for straight eyes”)...
( x or even this )
( x maybe this )
…so yeah andy.
that is going to feel like a slow torture until you can’t take it anymore.
and when you do,
because we all know you will…
you better hope that person is not a member of the foxhole.
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