“if you ain’t lickin’ this,
then you ain’t stickin’ this,
and i got witnesses.
ask any nigga i been with…
they ain’t hit shit till they stuck their tongue in this.
i ain’t wit that frontin’ shit…” – not tonight, lil kim.

my motto for life.
so it seems like all the straight wolves are admitting to eatin’ the bunz these days.
i guess its trendy to have a mouth full of bootyhole all of a sudden.
from songs talking’ about eatin cheeks,
to wolves being more honest about their freakiness on social media,
it seems that the world has changed the rules on sex.
should we thank the makers of instagram and twitter?
should we thank artists pushing the sexual limits in their music?
well the thing that got me is…

Wasn’t eatin’ bunz a “gay thing” tho?

the following topic and the content underneath is nsfw,
18^,
and may offend straight eyes…

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Everybody’s like,
“He’s no item! Please don’t like him.
He don’t wife ’em,
he one nights ’em!” – excuse me miss, jay z

everyone wants to hook up.
hell i want to hook up.

“when in rome,
do what the romans do…?”

well i just have a specific type i want to hook up with.
if i’m going to lay on my back,
or my side…
or on my knees…
(you get the idea)
i’m going to hook up with (baller) wolves i’m actually attracted to.
i refuse to hook up for the sake of hooking up.
i mean that’ll pretty much be a one nighter.
well “hooking up” this new dating scene.
the straights and the gays are simply raving about it.
i like to call it:

“the hook up culture”

basically its…

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​i don’t get the big difference between straight and gay wolves.
i really don’t.
both can be emotionally detached,
lookin’ for companionship in the wrong places,
and can have a nasty habit of stickin’ everything that moves.
so the disgust i see about our life kinda leaves me baffled.
they do it,
but just in a way that’s more “acceptable”.
or is it?…
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^i don’t even…
i’m confused…
anyway so andrew caldwell,
aka “i am deliverT from the menz”,
was allegedly attacked for being not gay no more.
you read right.
he posted this on his facebook about what happened…
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everyone likes a good piece of gossip.
don’t act like you don’t.
i know i do.
i ain’t gotta lie.
i’m a sucker for the “such and such gets down” gossip.
also the: “he is d/l and he fucked me so good my toes curled”.
guilty as charged.
for those of us who put online dating on hiatus,
the new way we try and meet potentials is through “the fox wire”.

the fox wire (n): an amazing confidential place where members of the foxhole trade information

we hear about “such and such” being a wolf,
how his pipe rattled a rib cage,
and all the other dirt to make us go buy a couple bottles of fleet.
is this the new way to date?
i had to wonder…

Is “word or mouth” the new informational highway?

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“the road to my happiness is paved in plastic.”
i just got home.
after that scene at the dog and pony show i call “my job” friday,
i decided to go and have some much retail therapy on saturday.
can i mention how every major store had sales today?
50 to 60% off.
lordt take me now!
i met up with one of my straight wolf friends who was going to be in soho.
i didn’t really spend too much.
150.
he outdid me.
  800.
something about seeing the words,
“thank you”,
after my purchase is rung up makes me have an orgasm.
so we both decided to have lunch,
his treat,
and talk about some recent events that ended up bothering me…
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