The Rumor Is He Gets Down (and I’m Trying To Get Some)

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everyone likes a good piece of gossip.
don’t act like you don’t.
i know i do.
i ain’t gotta lie.
i’m a sucker for the “such and such gets down” gossip.
also the: “he is d/l and he fucked me so good my toes curled”.
guilty as charged.
for those of us who put online dating on hiatus,
the new way we try and meet potentials is through “the fox wire”.

the fox wire (n): an amazing confidential place where members of the foxhole trade information

we hear about “such and such” being a wolf,
how his pipe rattled a rib cage,
and all the other dirt to make us go buy a couple bottles of fleet.
is this the new way to date?
i had to wonder…

Is “word or mouth” the new informational highway?


chris brown
trey songz
ne-yo
diddy
certain (pre)baller wolves
online attentionistos
the entire city of atlanta
most of them have the loudest rumors.
all of them are “alleged”,
but they are all on someone’s “hit list” because of it.
in our lives,
we hear in passing:

“well my friend,
who is a friend of my other friend,
well he messed with that fine popular wolf at school.
you know the wolf that is dating that popular vixen?
well they met on some app and were fuckin’ on the low…”

beyonce-high-five-o…and thats when you go get to plottin.
thing is,
will he want to mess with YOU?
unlike a celeb or a baller wolf who can have many,
sometimes these regular wolves feel comfortable with one foxhole in rotation.
i know.
boo-hoo”.

it seems the finest “un-straight” wolves these days are based on rumors.
you’ll be lucky if they are on “jackd” or “grindr”.
you will be surprised who is on the “manhunt” tho.
sometimes where there is smoke,
there is definitely a full blown flamer.
all it takes is that one jackal to send the alert that gets the fox wire:

“that popular dude on instagram.
confirmed.
likes:
dick sucked
eatin ass
fav position: face down; ass up
100% wolf”

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“baller wolf.
confirmed.
likes:
dick
ass ate
fav position: to be spanked and fucked like a bitch
100% fox”

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tumblr_mgler3wGJQ1qzdnxfo1_500when it comes to rumors,
especially of those who are “straight”,
do you often believe what you hear?
and if they are fine enough,
do you try and put in your bid as well?
one good “wolf” rumor can set the entire foxhole on fire.
i know it makes my inner ratchet ready to go after that dack!
usually this is the only way a smart fox can get a good wolf.
with all the rumors out in these forests about folks “gettin’ down”…

Have they ever been true?

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

13 thoughts on “The Rumor Is He Gets Down (and I’m Trying To Get Some)

  1. A lot of people go on what they hear, whether they want to acknowledge it or not. I gossip very now and then, but I’m all ears for the most part. I’m never the one putting someone on blast and spilling their shit on the street. I have to say this though, some of what we hear is true, but it is hard to figure out what is real and what is not.

    1. ^sadly i think the only way we can find out who “gets down”,
      especially those of quality,
      is through word of mouth.
      it kind of works as a plank.
      you use it to get yourself in the door and you don’t spread any further rumors once you get it.

  2. Been a lurker for a while. I don’t really pay attention to the rumors since there are already discreet and dl men hiding under everyone’s noses. The stans of these celebrities will swear up and down that their celebrity is exempt from these things but they’re human just like us. For all we know, Chris Brown and Frank ocean fought cause Frank probably rejected Chris. We’ll never know, we’ll only know what they try to feed us. Unless someone pulls a peanut and outs them.

    As for me, the money and looks of a celebrity looks good but since excluding the fantasies they probably do things that are deal breakers for us. Like when your on a first date or look at someone and they just do something that makes you completely disinterested.

  3. everyone, including the str8 world does this too people determine how good someone is in bed based off what they heard. they determine one’s sexuality based off what they wear, how they act, what they choose to entertain…i’m learning that in this life ANYONE is capable of doing anything, however i try to give people their respect and benefit of the doubt just as i would like if it pertained to me…it’s so hard to connect with people in this world though because many aren’t who they proclaim to be….

  4. I think every guy straight or otherwise has had a gay thought, some can choose to act on them and others don’t. Like stated above anyone can do anything in this life, just because someone is packaged as something else doesn’t mean anything.

    1. When you said that every guy straight or otherwise do have tendencies. I learn this from an old professor that taught Sexual Deviant Psychology @ UGA. It is true they may act upon it and they may not. In a locker room guys are checking each other out, but are careful not to let anyone see them. Look at some of the post on here how these guys have hard on or semi.

  5. I like to listen to gossips more than telling it. But I don’t always believe the gossips because a lot of people like to oversell which tells me you’re a liar, but kudos for telling me.

    1. @Lindo…and I think it depends on who that information is coming from as well! It is amazing the things you hear, and you wonder if it’s true or not. Like at my barbershop they were talking about this one dude one day, rumor had it that he was caught bangin some dudes back out. What’s to say it’s true, because based on who the info was coming from (a loser) it could’ve just been him spreading lies. Hell, I know I’ve been the subject of lies. Hell, they had me an alcoholic (don’t drink) and on crack (don’t smoke anything). LOL
      Kudos to my barber for coming to my defense and shooting down that one. Turns out the dude that was spreading the lies was an old high school rival still holding a grudge. How sad.

  6. This used to be viable source of good information, but you kind have to filter it.

    Realize people will only reveal what they want you to know!

    If you’re smart like me you’re not going to tell another top about a bottom in wolves clothes that has a fat ass that makes you think about settling down when it creams. That’s very stupid lol

    I imagine bottoms are the same way with tops they like. They don’t want any competition.

    Look, I’ve had my hoe phase and interacting with other hoes has taught me to be careful who you’re telling about all the good ass, dick, or head you’re getting. You’re dealing with a sea of lonely, curious, hyper-sexual men, some of whom are even your best friends that are at every bible study and church event.

    If you hear about the same dude from multiple unconnected sources there usually some truth to it..

    If you’re smart you’ll listen more than you talk and share information strategically!

    1. ^listeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnn…

      when i get a good piece of meat,
      one that makes me forget my own name when he is in me,
      i will NEVER share that with anyone.
      baller wolf.
      celeb.
      instagram celeb.
      guy down the street.
      WHOEVER!

      …but i will listen in on the foxwire and take notes tho.
      you gotta be smart.
      sometimes a jackal will fuck up an start yappin.
      your ears should be on perk the whole time
      LOL

      1. I would never blow up a person like that. I’ve had two kats that I would have never thought get down, step to me, and once I refused their advance they got scared. Their whole demeanor changed, like uh oh, I fucked up. LOL
        I said your secret’s safe with me. It’s not my place to do something like that. Besides, I wouldn’t want it done to me.
        I’d heard stories about their freakiness, but the fact that they’d both spent lengthy times in prison and slept around without protection (many baby mamas) killed it for me.

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