everyone likes a good piece of gossip.
don’t act like you don’t.
i know i do.
i ain’t gotta lie.
i’m a sucker for the “such and such gets down” gossip.
also the: “he is d/l and he fucked me so good my toes curled”.
guilty as charged.
for those of us who put online dating on hiatus,
the new way we try and meet potentials is through “the fox wire”.
the fox wire (n): an amazing confidential place where members of the foxhole trade information
we hear about “such and such” being a wolf,
how his pipe rattled a rib cage,
and all the other dirt to make us go buy a couple bottles of fleet.
is this the new way to date?
i had to wonder…
Is “word or mouth” the new informational highway?
certain (pre)baller wolves
the entire city of atlanta
most of them have the loudest rumors.
all of them are “alleged”,
but they are all on someone’s “hit list” because of it.
in our lives,
we hear in passing:
“well my friend,
who is a friend of my other friend,
well he messed with that fine popular wolf at school.
you know the wolf that is dating that popular vixen?
well they met on some app and were fuckin’ on the low…”
…and thats when you go get to plottin’.
will he want to mess with YOU?
unlike a celeb or a baller wolf who can have many,
sometimes these regular wolves feel comfortable with one foxhole in rotation.
it seems the finest “un-straight” wolves these days are based on rumors.
you’ll be lucky if they are on “jackd” or “grindr”.
you will be surprised who is on the “manhunt” tho.
sometimes where there is smoke,
there is definitely a full blown flamer.
all it takes is that one jackal to send the alert that gets the fox wire:
“that popular dude on instagram.
fav position: face down; ass up
when it comes to rumors,
especially of those who are “straight”,
do you often believe what you hear?
and if they are fine enough,
do you try and put in your bid as well?
one good “wolf” rumor can set the entire foxhole on fire.
i know it makes my inner ratchet ready to go after that dack!
usually this is the only way a smart fox can get a good wolf.
with all the rumors out in these forests about folks “gettin’ down”…