i am a loaf of fuckin’ bread.
so i took another shower earlier.
that would bring it to two.
will we make it three later?
i don’t play.
i wanted to be so fresh and so clean on my way to gnc.
the advice about the probiotics from thad really stuck with me.
before i left,
i did a quick prayer.
…please allow me to get these products.
i don’t want to smell like ‘blacklist’ any longer.
and please don’t make me see anyone fine out here.
don’t show out.
this would be the day i meet the wolf of my dreams.
i don’t even want to THINK of entertaining anyone smelling like the little mermaid.
so make everyone ugly and have vaginas.
when i got to gnc,
there was a ton of probiotics to choose from.
i was confused.
the wolf working there seemed knowledgeable about it tho.
he told me get the 75 bill and some fiber as well.
as i was standing at the register,
this vixen walked up to him and said:
“omg is that you smelling like this?
you have the whole store smelling so good?”
that was me.
i literally bathed in my prada cologne before i walked out the door.
vex he got the credit.
when i got back to my block,
i od on fruits and veggies.
when i got in,
i immediately took the probiotics,
ate an apple,
and took a nap.
when i got up,
maybe i’m imagining things,
but the smell is completely gone.
the slight itching as well.
i am praying this all works.
i’ll still look for a doctor next week.
mucho thanks to everyone who commented.
will keep everyone posted as this goes on.
lowkey: i am so horny and i want to masturbate.
i said i wouldn’t until this is healed.