i knew once they announced new york to be a state of emergency,
that omarion omicron was already here.
it seems like i was right…

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i was never really a porsha williams fan when i use to watch rhoa.
she is a beautiful vixen that has crazy personality,
and a cancer zodiac like me,
but sometimes i feel she is a dork.
this is all based off her actions on the show rather than her bts tbh.
so porsha has her memoir,
“the pursuit of porsha“,
coming out and she shared that she was connected to the almighty hyena,
r. kelly…

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foxhole,
you know what really burns my biscuits?

People who aren’t kind.

now that isn’t to be confused with being nice.
you know i hate the word “nice”.
if anyone ever calls you “nice”,
especially a male,
i want you to erase their number while you are running in the opposite direction.
people who are nice are rarely ever nice.
people who think you are nice rarely ever treat you nice.
i prefer words like pleasant,
cool,
thoughtful,
friendly,
and kind.
some of these folks out here tho…

you mean to tell me…

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i must have entered the upside-down place ala stranger things.
i’m waiting for the call of love-making from of a big ass monster to emit in the background.

…but i guess a fly was sent to torment me in the meantime.
there is a fly in my apartment that is determined to drive me crazier than i been feeling.
i don’t know what it is about this week or the last month,
but shit has been turned upside down for me.
it has been legit stranger things since this merucry retrograde.
so much shit has been lowkey poppin’ off irl just this week alone.

Broke my Studio Beats
My AirPod Pros aren’t working
My sister is on the highway to hell
Money, Money, (Low) Money
My therapist retires next week
Motivation is at an all-time low

if it ain’t one thing,
it’s the next.
ig is the next on my “wtf” this morning…

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the message is clear…

Ya’ll got me not trusting any of these social media couples no more.

even if folks are private,
they are just sparing us from judging their misery.

Don’t even get me started when kids start getting involved.

#couplesgoals tho.
*snort*
so one of the foxholers put up this video on their ig stories.

 

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i felt like God and The Universe sent that message to me.
i’ve been feeling some kind of way lately.
so i like to send these kinds of videos in texts to inspire my friends.
i get this response that blew my top off…

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i’m gonna drag this attentionista this morning.
she got me feeling TIGHT.
i feel like the internet loves a good liar.
we make “influencers” out of liars.
the internet loves everything we see and choose to believe.
we have to be careful what we consume on this internet.
so many people out here are posting shit and we believe it upon first glance.
^that she-jackal,
whose name is dominique de silva (who goes by @queencitydom) from charlotte,
had me shook from taking the vaccine.
i saw this video right before i got jabbed:

 

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…and had to be talked down from off the roof by my friends.
even tho i was shooketh,
i still ended up getting it but was paranoid af with the “what if?” questions.
so according to “toofab”,
this young karen was allegedly lying about the whole thing.
so much so,
she got her gofundme under investigation… Continue reading “iphone cords and the bankhead bounce: the side effects of the jab from dominique de silva?” →