eat my soft and chewy cookies and give me some milk after or…?

the following gives a new meaning to the late bernie mac‘s joke on the kings of comedy:

“Let me get some milk and cookies”

regardless of calling each other girls all day,
gay males are still males at the end of the day.
straights love to think they different but we have the same wiring.
this comment made sense to me:

the straights can’t say certain things to some gays without the 90s porn music going off,
especially this

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“ya’ll killin’ me with this sh!t,” my toilet said.

 2023 has been literal shit,
and the word “shit” is an upcoming foreshadow in this entry,
i haven’t been handling challenges as well as i should.
yesterday,
shit hit the fan.
so i woke up,
and well this is tmi,
but i needed to drop the brown kids off at the pool.
oh,
don’t judge!

we all take dumps here and it’s healthy that you do it regularly.
my goal was to do that and after:

Take a shower
Make breakfast
Start my day of getting on the grind

anyway,
after i log an entry,
my toilet decides to overflow under me and…

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is rico hundo the broken clock that is right twice a day?

“pray for me” is right.
i hate when i see something and i’m so excited to share it with The Foxhole.
the word was so good that i don’t hesitate to press “share”.
i posted this story from rico hundo because i felt it:

 

View this post on Instagram

 

A post shared by Big Bro 🦖 (@rico_hundo)

….and then The Foxhole had to let me know.
i don’t know him so this was my first time being introduced to him.
this is one of the alleged messages i was allowed to share…

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so are we gonna blame tamar braxton for all this foolishness or nah?

so i’m going to give tamar braxton some love real quick.
i loved the entire “love and war” album.
matter a fact,
i bought her first album when it first came out.
i’ve always said “music tamar” has a huge disconnect from “tamar tamar”.
she loves getting into mess with the low hanging fruit.
this recent drama with her,
chrisean rock,
and james wright chanel adds to more of my confusion…

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elon musk says slavery was cool beans because everyone did it in history

i won’t even hold you but i didn’t pay attention to elon musk.
i know he was responsible for the self driving cars,
but he was “i don’t know her” as person.
i was forced to know him once he bought twitter.

pours out likka out for the dead bird
Twitter,
many of miss what you use to be.
Maybe one day,
you’ll raise from the dead and be a zombie.

twitter was once one of my favorite sites for news and updates.
elon turned it into a cesspool or hate,
main characters,
and a place to jack off.
elon be fonting just anything on there too.
he is saying we don’t much anything about history with racism

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is this what God wanted for us because this sucks

Migrants everywhere and nowhere at the same time
The Adams Administration being literal buffoons
Violence making a comeback like its 90s NY
Rona and Tuberculosis starting their country wide tour from NY
Inflation is infiltrating our savings accounts in order to survive
The cornballs in our government bringing us into their group chat
Nothing being done by our cornballs in the government
Crazy people being liked cause of the chaos they create
Twitter being turned into Truth Social Deux
…am I missing anything else?

…oh,
and climate change being the biggest bitch of them all.
i sat on my couch last night,

thinking to myself how i want to leave new yawk.
that is the first time i wanted to leave my city.
that is when i had to ask myself…

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