i blame the other side of rih’s social media for chrisean rock

i wish someone would have pulled this girl to the side during this time.

Sometimes,
I wish God would yell “pure chaos” and make everyone vanish.
On some Wanda Maximoff shit so we could start this shit over.

We are clearly off the beaten path.

the other side of the rih’s social media is a dangerous place.
i loved seeing everyone paying bail for blue face’s main harem member,
chrisean rock:

WOULD HAVE A BABY AND IT WOULD CHANGE HER FOR THE BETTER.
SHE’LL CLEAN UP,
TAKE A BATH,
AND BE A GOOD MOTHER OUTSIDE OF HER EX.

i knew that was bullshit because she ain’t even sat in a therapist chair.
everyone was hyping her up as she did exactly what i knew would happen.
i don’t know why she was invited to some streaming shit recently,
but twitch had to ban her because…

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megan thee stallion, come to the front and listen to your charges

i’m going to font a controversial statement.
ready?

I blame Megan Thee Stallion for this Tory Lanez shit.

disclaimer: this is NOT about her getting shot.
i fully believe tory shot her.
people can talk or font to me until they are blue in the face.
move along to someone else who doesn’t have common sense and hates to read.

no,
this is what i blame her for…

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we might be on a vegan porn diet pretty soon

There might be no more meat on our plates off the nets if “they” have their way.

i’ve been saying to myself that OF has been a little dry.
okay,
a whole lot of parched.

remember when scenes use to make you “insta-horny“?
it’s just a lot of yawn nowadays.

Sidebar: the other night I got into this one scene from Cade Maddox.
It had me open,
but I digress.

earlier today,
a F-BI sent me the following:

if what goes through,
you ask?…

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d!ck, dollars, and disappointment

Do men brag because they’re proud…
or because they’re hiding their true nature?

we can always count on a male to tell us how big his dick is.
the details won’t be spared on how well he plans to use it on us.
he’ll brag about how thick his wallet is and how flashy his lifestyle looks on paper.
at first glance,
it all sounds like confidence.
we’re blinded by the flex of the biceps or the wallet.
i’ve learned that true confidence is quiet tho.
all the other shit is performance enhancing drugs.
the moment we demand something real from him:

Support
Presence
A fuckin’ backbone

the mask starts to slip and what’s underneath?
it’s not not strength or not maturity

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let me font how i messed up trying to see sinners

Everyone and their mama has been asking me if i saw Sinners.

i haven’t but i do did plan to see it.
you’ll soon see how i fucked up.
many people i know,
including Foxholers,
told me go see it in the theater NOW.

“Yes sir!”

i forgot that i had a voucher for a free ticket to see wicked last year.
i never saw wicked in the theater because it came out on digital shortly after.
so i went to AMC and booked a ticket to see sinners for this week.

“70mm,” it said.

i heard this is how you’re supposed to see this movie.
uh,
no.

this is the part i learned that i fucked up…

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the hard launch that made me fall to my knees

“Yo,
you see this shit?”

i didn’t see any shit besides watching netflix and YOU.
God,
penn bagdley is so fine.

my white wolf friend directed me to the shit he was fonting about.
i became sick

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