Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

well who peed in your corn flakes? (gregory stanton did)

i enjoy these new batch of idiots who document their crimes.
please,
keep up the good work so we can publicly shame you.
this is such a disgusting story that i had to sit up.
so ^that hyena,
gregory stanton did the unthinkable.

He peed in our cereal in 2014

like so:

of course his dumb ass was caught.
a foxholer sent me the outcome

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

damn baby slow down, i seriously can’t take it today

nausea.
stomach ache.
throwing up.
jitters.
poopin’ every three seconds.
what?
you know i’m candid.
i realized today that i might be allergic to caffeine
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

i wish nigel shelby got to read my font

what a handsome child.
his eyes and his smile are infectious.
unfortunately,
he isn’t with us anymore.
nigel shelby from alabama,
who was only 15,
killed himself after being bullied for his sexuality last week.
some stories i need a moment to process.
stuff like this is always so sad and triggering for me.
i hate we lost someone so young to other’s ignorance.
speaking of ignorance
an alabama deputy,
who should know better,
is under fire for his alleged hatred.
jeff graves posted the alleged following in regards to nigel…
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Posted in MOVIE NIGHT IN THE FOXHOLE NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON X MARKS THE FOX

everyone on fandango had the same endgame except me

can you tell how vex angry i am?
keep reading.

so i forgot that the pre-sale tickets for “avengers end game” came out today.
thanks to twitter,
i got the memo and jumped my ass on “fandango“…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

he eye-fucked me but he didn’t cum

i got eye-fucked today.
bloody senseless.
i always felt like if you’re eye-fuckin the shit outta me,
you need to make it your business to cum.
now i’m always down for a good eye fuck,
but they never end up going anywhere.
ugh.
simply ugh…

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Posted in BLACK LIVES MATTER I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES ON MY KANYE WEST TYPE OF RANT WOW X MARKS THE FOX

“blackface” is the new fashion trend ( get in to it )

i’ve been wondering as of late…

Are people fuckin CLUELESS these days?

people don’t think before they speak/act/or move it past production.
it’s mind blowing the amount of ignorance these days.
i meaaannnn….

so fashion house,
“gucci”,
is suffering from the latter.
so a sweater they were selling had black folks all kinds of offended.
it allegedly resembled blackface
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